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To start a SIXTH thread nobody responds to?

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AverageGayLad · 15/08/2016 17:39

As you were Grin

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RedOnHerHedd · 17/08/2016 12:24

I prefer scons with jam THEN cream.

Bettercallsaul1 · 17/08/2016 12:24

Ruby. We've already had this debate, dear! Back in Thread 4. And I think, if you look back, you'll find it's scone to rhyme with gone!

toadgirl · 17/08/2016 12:24

Dr Seth just accused me of 'flirting' with him. Flirting! Me! I'm giving myself a gold star

See? These skills can be learned. Well done!!! Star

toadgirl · 17/08/2016 12:25

I'm definitely a goner (I mean in terms of pronouncing "scone" of course).

toadgirl · 17/08/2016 12:26

Oviously I will 'take one for the team' regarding ceremony location. I'd be happy to do that for you. Sometimes, I think I am overly-generous

You're a tart with a heart, Jess, that you are!

BeingATwatItsABingThing · 17/08/2016 12:26

I shall sing a painfully cringed and out of tune ballad for my DP.

BeingATwatItsABingThing · 17/08/2016 12:27

*cringey

toadgirl · 17/08/2016 12:27

The farmer said to watch out for his old crusty cock. I'm hoping he means the old cockerel in the barn

Grin

Hope he doesn't want to put his old cock in the barn, either. The deal was a blowie and nothing more.

Watch he doesn't want add-ons, Jess (or strap-ons Shock)

toadgirl · 17/08/2016 12:29

The recorder was as far as I got regarding musical instruments.

I used to be able to play sea shanties and a mean "Mull of Kintyre" though.

Bettercallsaul1 · 17/08/2016 12:29

If I'm going to wear a hideous floral dress made from curtains, could it at least be a hideous blue floral dress made from curtains?

toadgirl · 17/08/2016 12:30

You have to be the bridesmaid from Hell don't you Bettercallsaul you'll wear the vontrap dress or else!

I know she seems like a BFH, but you need to understand how much Better wanted to wear her blue dress for Noonesfool's wedding. Her disappointment was terrible. You'd think it was her wedding that had been called off!

ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 17/08/2016 12:33

All this wedding talk has gone to my head.... I just drifted off into a beautiful fantasy where AGL gets with Co Op Boy's younger brother (19 and also works at Co Op) and we have a fabulous double wedding, where, instead of handing over rings, we all exchange divvy cards.... Excuse me while I dream on....

Bettercallsaul1 · 17/08/2016 12:33

Also, isn't it appropriate to be the bridesmaid from Hell at a Halloween wedding?

AverageGayLad · 17/08/2016 12:35

We've moved rooms! This one is lighter and has a sea view!

To start a SIXTH thread nobody responds to?
To start a SIXTH thread nobody responds to?
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toadgirl · 17/08/2016 12:36

just drifted off into a beautiful fantasy where AGL gets with Co Op Boy's younger brother (19 and also works at Co Op) and we have a fabulous double wedding, where, instead of handing over rings, we all exchange divvy cards.... Excuse me while I dream on....

Aw Jess :)

You're such a romantic.

toadgirl · 17/08/2016 12:37

Wonderful, AGL

Glad your holiday is going so well :)

BeingATwatItsABingThing · 17/08/2016 12:38

Better, of course you should be the BFH! It's only fitting.

I care not for the colour of curtain fabric used for the dresses. Blue curtains are just as ba- I mean beautiful- as orange. Grin

toadgirl · 17/08/2016 12:39

Being

If it's not too personal a subject, may I enquire about your ring?

Bettercallsaul1 · 17/08/2016 12:44

Well, that's a relief, Being! I was considering withdrawing my selfless offer to be bridesmaid and only the prospect of unlimited scons with cream first was deterring me.

ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 17/08/2016 12:44

toad. I'm sure it's big and sparkling Grin. Possibly featuring a pearl.

toadgirl · 17/08/2016 12:45

Jess You are a one Wink

BeingATwatItsABingThing · 17/08/2016 12:45

toad what would you like to know about my ring?

toadgirl · 17/08/2016 12:45

Must have some sand up there irritating it. Isn't that how pearls are created?

toadgirl · 17/08/2016 12:46

When were you last on a beach holiday, Being?

toadgirl · 17/08/2016 12:46

what would you like to know about my ring?

Size, shape, what it's made of, any jewel-encrustment?

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