To start a SIXTH thread nobody responds to?

[AverageGayLad]

As you were

I prefer scons with jam THEN cream.

Ruby. We've already had this debate, dear! Back in Thread 4. And I think, if you look back, you'll find it's scone to rhyme with gone!

Dr Seth just accused me of 'flirting' with him. Flirting! Me! I'm giving myself a gold star

See? These skills can be learned. Well done!!!

I'm definitely a goner (I mean in terms of pronouncing "scone" of course).

Oviously I will 'take one for the team' regarding ceremony location. I'd be happy to do that for you. Sometimes, I think I am overly-generous

You're a tart with a heart, Jess, that you are!

I shall sing a painfully cringed and out of tune ballad for my DP.

*cringey

The farmer said to watch out for his old crusty cock. I'm hoping he means the old cockerel in the barn

Hope he doesn't want to put his old cock in the barn, either. The deal was a blowie and nothing more.

Watch he doesn't want add-ons, Jess (or strap-ons )

The recorder was as far as I got regarding musical instruments.

I used to be able to play sea shanties and a mean "Mull of Kintyre" though.

If I'm going to wear a hideous floral dress made from curtains, could it at least be a hideous blue floral dress made from curtains?

You have to be the bridesmaid from Hell don't you Bettercallsaul you'll wear the vontrap dress or else!

I know she seems like a BFH, but you need to understand how much Better wanted to wear her blue dress for Noonesfool's wedding. Her disappointment was terrible. You'd think it was her wedding that had been called off!

All this wedding talk has gone to my head.... I just drifted off into a beautiful fantasy where AGL gets with Co Op Boy's younger brother (19 and also works at Co Op) and we have a fabulous double wedding, where, instead of handing over rings, we all exchange divvy cards.... Excuse me while I dream on....

Also, isn't it appropriate to be the bridesmaid from Hell at a Halloween wedding?

We've moved rooms! This one is lighter and has a sea view!

just drifted off into a beautiful fantasy where AGL gets with Co Op Boy's younger brother (19 and also works at Co Op) and we have a fabulous double wedding, where, instead of handing over rings, we all exchange divvy cards.... Excuse me while I dream on....

Aw Jess :)

You're such a romantic.

Wonderful, AGL

Glad your holiday is going so well :)

Better, of course you should be the BFH! It's only fitting.

I care not for the colour of curtain fabric used for the dresses. Blue curtains are just as ba- I mean beautiful- as orange.

Being

If it's not too personal a subject, may I enquire about your ring?

Well, that's a relief, Being! I was considering withdrawing my selfless offer to be bridesmaid and only the prospect of unlimited scons with cream first was deterring me.

toad. I'm sure it's big and sparkling . Possibly featuring a pearl.

Jess You are a one

toad what would you like to know about my ring?

Must have some sand up there irritating it. Isn't that how pearls are created?

When were you last on a beach holiday, Being?

what would you like to know about my ring?

Size, shape, what it's made of, any jewel-encrustment?