To start a SIXTH thread nobody responds to?

[AverageGayLad]

As you were

Red

I'm sure I could find someone around here who has a caravan in Porthcawl for the weekend, off season of course. The sheets may be a bit mouldy and it'll probably rain, but it'll be perfect!!!

Sounds perfect.

Don't let Portia and AT use it to try it out first, though for Gawdsakes or the curtains will be all crusty!!!!!!

Wouldn't want to ruin the caravan for the B2B.

The curtains are probably crusty already.

So cute!

Red, DD has already been a pumpkin...

And a panda...

Being well if she gets pregnant again, at least she's already got the pumpkin dress! Saved some money on a bridesmaid dress.

Love will overcome even these curtains.

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Atlantis Paradise Island for the honeymoon - its the millionaires version of butlins. If I win the lottery even though I never buy a ticket I'm taking my whole family.

On second thoughts I doubt any of us are that rich so we'll have to stick with the mouldy sheets caravan.

Red, you know that's me right?

I still have no wedding job.

Ruby, you can sort the wedding entertainment.

Oops, sorry Being, I just put 20 years on you. Mind you, you'll look 20 years older by the time we've planned this wedding.

The caravan sounds perfect!

Toad I think love has already overcum those curtains more than once.

Hmm. Now what would be good wedding entertainment? We don't just want a DJ and dance, thats what everyone has.

How about a children's entertainer to keep the DC out of the way. We could get one who does puppet shows, balloon animals and a clown act. Then have pony rides and a bouncy castle.

For the adults - I'll have to think.

Ruby You can hire co-op boy as a stripper for us

red and toad. Barf, and how dare you sneak in my flat and take pictures of my curtains?

Ruby. I don't have a wedding job either . I promise I won't turn up shit-faced/ not turn up at all (and they call themselves the Co-operative - how ironic)

Excellent ideas Ruby!

Red, I'm still IDd for 12 and 15 rated films. Adding another 20 years on me won't make me look much older than I am.

Jess, what would you like to help with?

The most important part of the wedding has been forgotten! How is the bride getting to the venue?!?

I suggest a state coach, with a team (4) white horses pulling it, in full state coach harness.

As there's so many bridesmaids from here we'll have to have a second less glamorous carriage for us.

Seeing as it is Halloween, I think they'll need to be a bit scarier than white horses.

They are ghostly horses