To start a SIXTH thread nobody responds to?

[AverageGayLad]

As you were

So even when you were handing out those four-leaf clovers, Jess, you were really thinking about Co-op boy!!!!

I've found the perfect wedding invitation. Although, it will be our perfect Being getting married to whatshisname.

Jess I think a coven of us would be able to organise a Halloween wedding with very little problem, don't you think?

Red, that invitation is perfect! Sums up my relationship with DO perfectly.

Also, men in uniform for the strippers... My DP is a man in uniform so not bothered really. Plus, I've never found male appendages to be all that pretty to look at. 😂

LOL, Red!

Also, men in uniform for the strippers... My DP is a man in uniform so not bothered really. Plus, I've never found male appendages to be all that pretty to look at

Ah, so we must bear in mind your sophisticated tastes, Being and organise something befitting to your sensibilities.

AGL will have to think long and hard about this.

Look at these amazing bridesmaid dresses.

better. I will go and find my pointy hat....

toad (or should I call you 'Freud'?). That is interesting and a potential non-Lad's-Bible discussion point. Except....

I've just been in there and lady on the counter told me they are short-staffed because someone was dismissed yesterday. She 'couldn't give details'. Pray for me, people, pray....

Lovely. Enough material left over to make a pair of curtains too.

I've just been in there and lady on the counter told me they are short-staffed because someone was dismissed yesterday. She 'couldn't give details'. Pray for me, people, pray....

Oh, Jess

red. They match the curtains! That. Is. Genius.

I hope for your sake, Co-op boy still works there, and for the sake of this thread!!!!

think long and hard

He's such a good boy (wish he wasn't); I doubt it was him but I am feeling the fear....

Oh no! Jess, I can't imagine the pain you are in right now.

sniggers like the child she is

You naughty girl, Being.

I can see we won't have to have an all-girls-together chat about the birds and the bees in advance of the honeymoon.....

OMG!

WHO IS ORGANISING THE FREAKING HONEYMOON

Also, if you get pregnant between now and then, with a holloween theme we can paint your belly to look like a pumpkin.

being. On the plus side, if he has been sacked we will have that in common. Stupid management where I worked apparently had 'issues' with my turning up completely shit-faced/not turning up at all. Very unreasonable.

toad, I think that chat would have been more beneficial before DD was conceived...

Isn't my DP meant to organise the honeymoon? He'll probably get it wrong though. Who would be best at that then?

Red. That is just.....

Those dresses are amazing.

Talk about being spoilt for choice!

Stupid management where I worked apparently had 'issues' with my turning up completely shit-faced/not turning up at all. Very unreasonable

So Dickensian of them! Wish these management types would stick to employment laws and stop exploiting us workers and bullying us like that.

Toad I'm sure I could find someone around here who has a caravan in Porthcawl for the weekend, off season of course. The sheets may be a bit mouldy and it'll probably rain, but it'll be perfect!!!

I think that chat would have been more beneficial before DD was conceived...

Yes, a trifle late in the day, I suppose. Silly old toad