To start a SIXTH thread nobody responds to?

[AverageGayLad]

As you were

Excellent. I look forward to meeting your Gran.

Of course what but it must also serve 🍿 as I am beyond addicted to the stuff.

Oh, is Portia's Gran coming too? Jolly good. Make that 451 memes, toad.

Could she bring some scones (to rhyme with gone)? About 460, to be on the safe side?

Makes entitled eyes go as wide as possible to look appealing

Aw, how could I resist an appeal like that, Being?

Well, practice makes perfect, toad - I thought you'd be grateful for the opportunity to do 450 memes!

A good point. There's usually no stopping me, is there?

I'll work out how many I can do in a day. How long have I got to complete this task, then?

Oh, is Portia's Gran coming too? Jolly good. Make that 451 memes, toad

Crikey!

Cock porn for everyone!

Cock porn for everyone!

Is that for the wedding?

Who's organising that, then?

Cock porn. Sorry, I just had to!

Bleach your search history!

Surely the cockporn is for the hen night...

And I suppose I should set a date for this wedding...

Yes, so toad can get going with the memes. What would be a suitable date - is Halloween too soon? it would be appropriate.

What on earth is going on

AGL You may well ask!!!

Have you got a job for this wedding? I know you're going to be a pageboy, but have you got a job to do in order to organise it? Invitations? Anyone doing those yet?

Cock porn? What have I missed?! (Morning all)

portiaTeen. Have a ton of these 🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀

Morning, Jessikins

AGL, would you like to organise my hen do? Male or not, you are of course invited.

Halloween sounds perfect! Means I don't have to wait too long.

being. I think AGL would be excellent for the role! Are we having male strippers a dignified do? I sincerely hope not

I would like the hen do to replicate the sophistication of these threads.

Oh yes! I can just see AGL organising the hen do

and the cockadoodle-doo!

(because there's a boy coming too)

Jess Wow, strippers! Yes I wonder if the B2B wants them?

It's usually some guy in uniform, isn't it? A Co-op uniform, perhaps?

So interesting!

www.creativereview.co.uk/the-co-op-returns-to-its-clover-leaf-logo-from-1968/

The Co-op returns to its clover-leaf logo from 1968
At its AGM today the Co-op unveiled a new logo – and it’s one that will already be familiar to millions across the UK. Forgoing designing a completely new identity, studio North have reunited the company with its classic logotype of the 1960s.