To start a SIXTH thread nobody responds to?

[AverageGayLad]

As you were

I'm so pleased you are all planning my wedding for me. It's taking away a lot of the stress.

Mrs TP. Just post. I read through and then have to have a lie-down. Post. Anything.

Vanilla the bridesmaids will look lovely in those garlic dresses. We need to find one of those allotments where they grow giant veg.

How nice to see you, MrsTP - you've caught us in a frenzy of wedding planning - again!

Vanilla, of course you get to hold the sticks! I'll need my best MNers for that high honour!

Hen do hen do hen do.
Dresses or scanty attire and venue?

BeingATwatItsABingThing's getting married!!! To who? When? Can I buy a hat? If it's Idris Elba I'm not playing.

Hello MrsTP hows discworld?

Peachy thanks. Still on the back of a turtle.

garlic perfume for your special day

I hope this link works!!!!

Just plunge in, MrsTP - Being will be glad of a fresh opinion on the wedding preparations - a new set of eyes, as it were.

MrsTP, to my currently snoring like a drain DP.

Of course you may buy a hat. The bigger and more ridiculous the better!

MrsTP, what are you good at? You can help me organise that.

We have attire, music, cake my Grans hat what's left?

goo.gl/images/aV81nL I'm wearing this.

Invitations!

Very erm quaint!

Whoa what - my IP blocked that !!!!!

Odd. It's not garlic porn

Excellent hat what!

Those invitations are perfect. Maybe change the names though otherwise how will MNers know its my wedding?

We need a poem for the money tree

Shoes.

Haha Vanilla, I sent those shoes and sent them earlier! I'm actually considering them. Can I walk in heels though? Hmm...

Boo, that's the last of my photos as I need to juice up my laptop and go back on my phone which oddly doesn't like to save photos off Tinternet.

Portia, I'm crap at poetry! What would you suggest?