To start a SIXTH thread nobody responds to?

[AverageGayLad]

As you were

Right my lovely lot. I need my beauty sleep if I am going to pull off that monstrosity of a dress. Good night!

My wedding was planned by the best on the net,
They knew what I'd like even though we'd not met.
I hope you like garlic, there's loads in the cake,
It'll keep away vampires that lurk in the lake.
We don't need a toaster or towels and stuff,
We'd rather the money cos we ain't got enough.
So if you've liked the garlic and filled your neck,
Then please be a diamond and don't cancel the cheque.

Don't go being!!!!
I wrote you a poem!!!

Sad face

Two thumbs up.

A very good poem!!

Oh good. Jason has won Gold. That would have been awkward in their house of Laura Trott won gold and he didn't

Goodness a lot has happened today.

bing I need a wedding job but I'm not sure what I could be good at.

Thanks vanilla

I could stand up at the front and get all emotional and say my poem.

Brilliant poem

I could tell the story of when everyone from mumsnet got together and we ended up in Paris with tattoos on our arses! That was a really good weekend wasn't it?? So many memories.

I've given up on my veg patch - its been invaded by "cabbage whites" caterpillars and I can't bring myself to kill them . So bye bye fancy purple broccoli, bye bye cabbage. Instead I've decided to keep some as pets so DS can feed them up, see them become pupa and hopefully butterflies!

VanillaSugar Tue 16-Aug-16 22:12:56
Mine is more tasteful. And tasty. It's made of garlic!

Zombie's Rule 16: There's no such thing as too much garlic.

Red great poem. Do you think it'll be the source of its own AIBU though? After all money poems are the great divide of mumsnet.

Shitting hell, I can't go to bed, there's A HUGE SPIDER between me and the stairs FFS, what do I do???!!??

Zombie did you know that Poldark and I are an item?

It's ok, DH came down and took me in his arms and rescued my and carried me up the stairs out of harms way killed the spider and told me "that's not big ffs!" And left it on the floor. Then went back upstairs.

Oh and since there have been a couple of catwalk dresses can somebody please explain fashion to me??

I always thought fashion meant what the majority are/want to be wearing. Obviously this is wrong because the fashion industry on the catwalk seem to be competing for the most impractical clothes. I.e. if you can walk unaided and like a normal human being its not allowed.

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RedOnHerHedd Tue 16-Aug-16 23:18:15
Shitting hell, I can't go to bed, there's A HUGE SPIDER between me and the stairs FFS, what do I do???!!??

Probably a good idea not to visit Zombie's house. There's spider time share in the dining room, AI in the kitchen and spider camping every where else.

Lol at redDH!

I'm ok with spiders that are in boxes and can't escape, or dead spiders. But spiders are the reason I can't be a gardener.

If you can stagger in 19 inch heels while wearing a short dress and a pearl thong ( with one pearl missing) thats fashion

Red I've taken to hoovering them up . I was always a catch in a glass and release person but my house was invaded first by jumping spiders, then by massive long legged spiders, with weird greenish brown body's. I was putting at least 3 out every day and they still kept coming. One even decided to land on my thigh whilst on the loo!!!!

Zombie rarely listens to idle gossip, Portia. She does however drool over pictures. (It's a Zombie thing.)