To start a SIXTH thread nobody responds to?

[AverageGayLad]

As you were

Euw Euw Euw.......

Over 600, folks! for all.

Better yep. I've posted two pictures of me with my face on threads recently so thought I wouldn't push it any further 😂 That was a few weeks ago on my fifth wedding anniversary. Sauntered into the kitchen to eat my coco pops with my dh and baby and toddler. I'm certifiable.

Being - I've found the Bride and Groom outfit for you. No need to thank me.

I knew my wedding cakes were in good hands!

I feel that the hen do should be in Cornwall really. It's a bit far for me but still!

You still fit your dress perfectly after having a baby and a toddler! for you!

Being I've sorted out your wedding menu for you, I've decided to go along with the garlic theme.

Boursin shot through a sieve instead of confetti?

As long as everyone has some garlic, we won't need to worry about stinky breath!

What why not dried garlic confetti? You can colour it with food colouring that won't stain the dress at all when it rains.

What, I actually snorted out loud at that! Nearly woke sleeping DP up!

Nor the vampires!!

I like Boursin so I could collect it all up with a bag wet.

Omg omg omg you HAVE to wear this wedding dress!!!

What do people think?

You guys have to tell me. Is it better to read up to date before commenting in these (as I have been doing) or just skip to the end because I don't have time to read and post and I love being on them (like now)? Hands up.

Weddings are much more fun on this thread than in RL, Being. You should have seen the wedding we almost had for Noone in Thread 2! It was delightful.. We are the wedding planners on MN!

Jusr remember Aidy is a vampire

There'll be no vampires in Europe after everyone's eaten that menu. You'll have vampire lovers protesting outside your wedding venue!

These are the bridesmaids' dresses. Made of garlic. Obviously.

Just read the last 4 pages, MrsTP - but there's a real life wedding to be planned!!!!!!!

Oo! Loving the garlic bridesmaids dresses!

Being - yellow top, blue skirt. Big eye on the hat. Perfect. Do we get to hold the sticks?

Vanilla That dress is very bulbous