To start a SIXTH thread nobody responds to?

[AverageGayLad]

As you were

Hi everyone. Sorry I've been off thread for a bit. I've been busy making Being a lovely wedding cake.

Here is the middle bit. There will be 85 layers, because I like to be competitive - 85 layers of these babies...

Lovely dress Whatabout

And then I iced it. What do you think?

Welcome, Zombie

Hello Vanilla

Need to get to bed earlier tonight. Got a few doggie-related things to do first though.

Night all!!!!

In honour of your leporine name bing

First dance.

Oh God Vanillas doing doggy style

But Vanilla, I made this cake

Odd looking microphone.

red. That is just so.............romantic?

I know, romantic is my middle name.

Looks like a dildo

I also rustled this one up as it fits in with the tone of these threads....

Mine is more tasteful. And tasty. It's made of garlic!

But you didn't make a Minion cake like mine, did you!?

OMG this is hilarious!!!

Hmm gzrlic dildos may cause stinging

Oh, take Vanilla's garlic-riddled cake, Being! It would be an unforgettable wedding and your guests would be begging for more...
I favour the tasteful yellow one.

Aidy thinks its funny too

I see your minion cake red and I raise you MY MINION CAKE. Made of garlic. And bananas.

Fair play Vanilla, you win this time. But can we play this game at the hen party???

What Is that you in the photo? You look gorgeous, even without a head!

Where's the hen party?

Annnnd... It's the Great Sixth Thread Bake Off!