To start a SIXTH thread nobody responds to?

[AverageGayLad]

As you were

Dress is beautiful but would show all of my wobbly bits. I think I'll stick to being a minion.

Mum goes to the cash and carry and buys Andrex by the 100s just in case. Also the sanitising strips

I wasn't going to let boozy exdh stop me from learning, he got a 3/1 in twattery. Plus a caution for being a dick

You need to be spanked twice like that lady who thinks she is famous and only knows words beginning with k.

Jess you were being nice and I foresaw people being nasty to you, not on these threads of course.
Do you ever read a thread title and think oh FFS don't be so ridiculous?

I'll be a pageboy!

That is a Jenny Packham designer dress. So called because it packs the boobs in.
I had one of them but set fire to it obvs

portia It's a learning curve! But will always appreciate your advice; you's a good 'un, as is every one on this thread.

. Aidys wedding guest suit

He scrubs up well!

The wedding planning is all coming together!

We're getting damn good at planning weddings.

I'll get some memes up for a discussion session tomorrow.

Just wanted to say that every time this thread catches Zombie's eye on ACTIVE she misreads SIXTH as STBXH.

Right. Who wants to off load a husband?

Hello zombie Have read yout threads hope you are as well as can be expected

This is my outfit with accessories of course

Thank you toad!

I might bust this out again. Won't be upstaging or nothing. I'll snarl a lot.

Well thank you Jess

Offload a husband??

Mine is being really annoying today. Eating crisps, pestering me for sex, breathing....

Anyone want him?
But send him back to finish my garden.

I got home to find mine had put the kids to bed. It was bloody early but I was able to walk straight to the sofa.

Whatabout I love your shell hat. Must've looked amazing walking down the aisle.

I carved it from a pumpkin after Halloween and spray painted it in my garden. I saw it off of Pinterest.

Whatabout wow! How talented you are!!

Wedding song by my fave busker

Come back zombie! You'll love it here!

Wait, have I missed a post? Did portia burn her wedding dress? God, portia, while I appreciate why, that's a Guns N Roses video and a half!