To start a SIXTH thread nobody responds to?

[AverageGayLad]

As you were

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I probably won't fit into my dress on the day!

You're right toad, I get far more enjoyment out of MN conversations than in fake RL.

Vanilla, I would like two cakes please!

My mum can make scones and Gran will wear her best hat. You will get papped because I'll bring Aidy baby.
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What can I do :(

Not in the spirit of Mn but I set my wedding dress on fire in Mum's garden and buggered up the lawn

I'm quite lucky for a ginger, I manage to build some sort of a tan. I've recently found that I'm allergic to suncream though, so I'm just sensible and duck in and out of the shade. Forecast is good for tomorrow here too. (South Wales)

That's great, Redd!

I don't think I have a shred of melanin (does that sound scientific?)

I don't want to play to stereotypes but I bet hen do shenanigans and theming everything would be suitable for you. And you can write them an awesome wedding website.

AGL will you be my pageboy?

There's a new thread about someone wanting to move to Cornwall and run holiday let's. Let's hope she doesn't muscle in on AT as well, heh??

Do you know, that was my first thought when I saw the title yesterday

This thread has done strange things to me......

Outfit ideas for you all!

Like the outfit. Would help me cover a multitude of sins.

Vanilla I'll get Gran into new thread starter. I'm not going to read said thread as my Mum is the bestest holiday letter, she provides Andrex and dishwasher tablets

AGL please do not do the faces. It sorta breaks my heart every time......

Don't hate on me but mine is now too big

Watch Salad Fingers and completely ruin your appetite.

I am blonde and I burn. Whooaaa I'm on fire

What can I do

Aw, AGL yes your sad faces really tug on our motherly heartstrings.

portia but what about the 'This Toilet Has Been Sanitiised For Your Protection' cellophane strips? I love faffing about with them....

I saw it some time ago and know it was unsettling. But then so is "an hour to save your life" on bbc2 right now.

Portia

You've done amazingly well doing all that studying, especially with a baby and a rotten DP at the time. Wow. It's more than I've ever done, I can tell you!

Portia

I love your Gran.
I love your Mum.
I love you.
I love your DD.

portia you deserve all the riches. And AT. AND TO BE ABLE TO EAT ALL THE PIES AND STILL BE A SIZE 8

A nice wedding dress

portia and you know I heart you; you popped my MN cherry!

I love the simplicity of that dress.

Is that a condom, I mean sheath dress?

Is that a condom, I mean sheath dress?

Fnarr!!!