To start a FOURTH thread that no-one responds to.

[VanillaSugar]

All welcome to post nothing.
All welcome to muse about nothing.
We know nothing.
We heart Jon Snow.
And Aidan Turner.
And Idris Elba.
And The Game... ohfck.

That Müller advert with the "FAT FREE?" Woman - to the bloke, THE ANGLE AT WHICH THE BALL HIT YOUR HEAD COULD NOT CAUSE YOU TO HIT THE GROUND THAT HARD

You toads and your secretions...

Toad in the hole.

it'll fill up the thread!

Yes, talking of that - I think we need to push on with this thread. We really should have Thread Five underway by Monday at the latest!

Although it's VanillaSugar's place to set the deadline for this thread. Maybe she'll come back and tell us what she expects of us this time.

True, toad! Any adverts that piss you off?

I still have the occasional 3am wobble, but watching 'Swiper swiping' gives me a little lip twitch (my mouth, Toad, my mouth)

Wow, Jess you seem to think I have a dirty mind?!

You're right about one thing though - it is good to be occasionally reminded of the twattishness of arsey exes. Sometimes, when we are lonely, tired, drunk (or all three) it's easy for the rose-tinted specs to go on.

True, toad! Any adverts that piss you off?

I haven't watched TV in years. Adverts really used to piss me off though.

I'll think of something and come back to you.

I sometimes see adverts at the cinema on the rare occasions I go.

And lads Portia!!!

So, I take the boys to the water place, pay my £20 and within nanoseconds of finding a place to sit, put out the bags etc, son's friend takes a flying skid and covers himself in gravel dust and grazes his hands, arms and legs. I'm all for taking him to the loo so that he can wash himself down with soap and water but no, the health & safety Nazis day they have to use their saline solution which isn't enough, obviously. The plasters they insisted in putting on him were tiny and the sticky stuff was put all over the grazed bits. I said that i was concerned about gravel being trapped under the skin so they told me to take him to A&E.

It's a graze! All he needs is a decent wash fffs. Well, there was twenty quid well spent

I also hate the man at secret escapes. I cannot flirt either. Or recognise flirting.

Vanilla

Wow, I remember my mum, just like you, would treat our grazes by cleaning them with soap and water. It was straightforward and hygienic. We had no problems at all. It's how I treat any grazes I get now.

It wouldn't be so bad if the health and safety Nazis actually did the job correctly! Gravel trapped under the plaster? Insane!

That sounds really shit. What a shame!

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That's rubbish Vanilla

Bloody hate health and safety nazis. And regular nazis, obvs..

Picked up a lush sandwich at Morrison's.

Pfft, all you need is soap and water. Nothing more.

and lads Portia
Sorry have I lost the plot erm I've been out with my Gran and Man and don't get it but probably i am bonkers
Vanilla The Health and Safety zealots do my head in. Hope the young man is alright

Had a text from PortiaTeen and she says she has had food and drink put on sun cream and its brilliant.

Portia Glad she's okay!

I'm having salmon tonight :)

Im going out Average so dunno what I'm having but know what's for afters 😂
Like a nice bit of salmon though.

Salmon with fried leek, onion, carrot, broccoli and sweetcorn

Thank you for your words of agreement

I've just shouted 'I'll see you in court' into the phone! Never thought I was a drama queen, but apparently I am. Ex not coming down until tommorrow (yeah, we'll see). He hasn't been down the last two weekends either. Clearly the puppet-mistress still has a firm grasp on those strings. I need a meme......

Everything okay Jess?

AVG. I am just fed up! I even wiped the skirting boards! Since we split in May, he has been down about four times. I had planned to see a friend tonight and possibly hang around Co Op till closing time but no.... I really don't want to do mediation/court but at the moment access seems entirely on his terms (or his GF's terms...)

Plus Co Op Boy wasn't even working earlier

I found my co op boy on grindr [grin@)

AGL. What if it's my Co Op boy?! Does he have floppy dark hair and ridiculously long eyelashes? (swoon....)

Er. He does, actually. What part of England are you in?

AGL. Cornwall! Noooooo........