To start ANOTHER thread that no-one responds to?

[VanillaSugar]

Go on. You know you want to. Either don't post or help me get to a thousand posts (again). Please sing, laugh, quote Jane Austen and post pictures of Aiden Turner in the buff.

199 for the first day - I think Vanilla will be pretty pleased with progress so far!

:)

Wish I knew how to post pictures. I've just googled blobfish and it came up with links to other bizarre fishy creatures like: scotoplanes and Elasipodida (look like aliens), Opisthoteuthis (looks like a pokemon), redlipped batfish, barreleye, leafy seadragon, vampire squid, argonauts, goblin shark, frilled shark.

Can't believe I haven't seen pictures before

I have a dicktorate in c&p

I got at least five of those places, Portia. And if you had just eked them out and given them a post each, we'd have finished the thread.

How can there be 40,000 toilet related injuries in america a year?! I can't come up with one way to injure ones self with a toilet.

Does "injuries" include heart attacks while on the loo, which is very common?

Also I believe males can incur very painful injuries from falling toilet seats.

Average I'd like to visit that but I've just google mapped and its almost 2hrs away .

I did however notice its located near places called upper slaughter and lower slaughter. So maybe its safer that I'm so far away.

You can get tea bags shaped like goldfish

Also I believe males can incur very painful injuries from falling toilet seats.

Cringe. Ouch. Cringe.

Ruby I think it'd trip out my brain too much

Average unless there is a pic of goldfish shape teabags then I don't believe you. Why would they go to all that trouble of a teabag

*Over a

Not a criticism, just an observation. ....

Portia - there's a place called Park your Bottom?????

I notice there is no place called Poldark. You might have to write to the Council.

Any way we are past 1/5 of the way through this thread.

If it's toilet-related, I bet lots of people slip on the bathroom floor and hit their heads on the toilet. On a (toilet) roll here.

Better that made me laugh far more than it should have

Tadah

Poldark is under the influence, i had to bloody drive home. Doesn't seem there will be any scything tonight!!!

When my DD was six years old, she actually fell down the loo. Seriously! We heard her shouting "Help, Help" & rushed into the bathroom to find her head, arms and knees-to-ankles/feet sticking out of the loo.

Plus halfway through the gig half of the band had to answer the hooter

Commiserations Portia I hope he doesn't snore too badly tonight.

ATshead is down the loo at present

Vanilla that's just brought back a scary memory of me doing that at my parents old house.

Average - 80 years of marriage! Wow. That's some serious commitment

Oh, he knows how to give a lady a good time!