To start ANOTHER thread that no-one responds to?

[VanillaSugar]

Go on. You know you want to. Either don't post or help me get to a thousand posts (again). Please sing, laugh, quote Jane Austen and post pictures of Aiden Turner in the buff.

I hope this thread is never brought to his attention. He will sue for defamation.

Also that goldfish teabag is far to realistic. I wonder if they are expensive?

One is hoping that he will sober up and his scythe will be sharper

Were you fished out Ruby or are you still there?.

I forgot this is the new fred

Well if I was still there I'd have missed out on most of my school life and all of my adult life. Plus the family that bought the house may have been unhappy at a small child being left beind.

My mom fished me out.

Lol, surely he will take it in the affectionate spirit it's intended...

crosses fingers

This is pretty cool

Who is thus "he" you all keep talking about?

I saw what he did at Church Cove 😂

Mr Poldark. He's back on the screens on 4th September, don't you know?

Who's Mr Poldark?

Portia's heartthrob, the delectable Aidan Turner.

Average I just googled that. Its very interesting.

And filming again series 3

He said he wanted to film in Autumn as I would not be busy

Who is Auden turner

*aiden

Portia's posts are 99% Aidan-related. But we don't mind - it's all grist to the mill.

All the money he has and he moaned because the gig had to be abandoned so some of the members could get to penlee

My skips packet (yes I'm having a naught almost midnight snack) is telling me to ask you all to say:

A big black bug bit
a big black dog on
his big black nose

Say it as fast as you can 6x

Is he the owner of the lovely arse posted earlier?

Auden Turner is a poetic hybrid.

Mr P is puckering up again 💏

Goodness me my spellings and typos are atrocious tonight

Well hello

We are all now gibbering quietly to ourselves in the privacy of our homes!