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To start ANOTHER thread that no-one responds to?

999 replies

VanillaSugar · 06/08/2016 20:19

Go on. You know you want to. Either don't post or help me get to a thousand posts (again). Please sing, laugh, quote Jane Austen and post pictures of Aiden Turner in the buff.

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AverageGayLad · 06/08/2016 22:48

Either way, I'd never protest against a group of bunnies

AliceInHinterland · 06/08/2016 22:48

Okay I like the eyes in this order:

  1. Cows
  2. Whatabout's big eye
  3. The fish's (?!) eyes
  4. Whatabout's small eye

That fish could do with some serious ossification, it looks like a baby's knee cap.

AverageGayLad · 06/08/2016 22:50

Ruby It's a blobfish!

Whataboutwhathuh · 06/08/2016 22:51

At least i half beat the non-ossified abhorration.

RubyCav · 06/08/2016 22:52

I'd protest about a group of bunnies. Only if they have hidden, giant craters (for me to stumble into) and deep narrow, almost vertical burrow holes (just wide enough for my foot to slip down and get stuck), in the long grassy field I need to walk through

GerudoValley · 06/08/2016 22:52

Pffffffffffffft.

Whataboutwhathuh · 06/08/2016 22:56

Nice breeze.

RubyCav · 06/08/2016 22:57

Also large groups of wild bunnies often end up with lots getting miximitosis (so?). Its awful but a human engineered disease that becomes very prevalant, pretty much where ever large groups are.

I nearly stepped on one with it once - it didn't even know I was there. I told the farmer, so he could put it out of its misery. Sad

AliceInHinterland · 06/08/2016 23:00

They are Roman interlopers though - I don't know where Brexit leaves them.

AverageGayLad · 06/08/2016 23:02

The first alarm clock could only ring at 4am apparently. Bloody useless.

Ruby :(

AliceInHinterland · 06/08/2016 23:04

Ruby I hope you meant (sp?) as otherwise you are coming across as a very petulant rabbit-hating teenager.

RubyCav · 06/08/2016 23:08

Yes. sp? Bloody phone just auto corrected that to so 3 pigging times!

I actually really like bunnies. I used to have some and I always vaccinated against mixi and VHD and kept them in a "hutch" run setup twice the RWAF minimum housing guidlines.

I just don't like bunnies who dig up fields I need to walk across. They caused me many a twisted ankle when I still had ponies.

VanillaSugar · 06/08/2016 23:09

This thread has got very surreal.

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AverageGayLad · 06/08/2016 23:11

I'm not entirely sure I believe this.

"George W. Bush was once a cheerleader"

Whataboutwhathuh · 06/08/2016 23:12

I just realised I had no washed bottles for the baby and had to wash and put them in the steriliser. Felt very surreal at 11pm. Some activities are day time only.

RubyCav · 06/08/2016 23:13

Grin I dont think that is true. Surely?

vanilla I blame you 100% for the way this thread has gone as you started it. I'm just going to ignore my random contributions.

AliceInHinterland · 06/08/2016 23:16

I don't think George W has the mental acuity for cheerleading.
Whatabout - Vanilla will not be pleased with more surreal posts.

Whataboutwhathuh · 06/08/2016 23:17

I'll pop off then.

AliceInHinterland · 06/08/2016 23:18

Vanilla I thought we were going for the mille by hook or by crook, I didn't know there was a prescribed tone to the conversation. Got any more obscene edibles up your sleeve to get us back on track?

AverageGayLad · 06/08/2016 23:19

Each year, there are more than 40,000 toilet related injuries in the United States.

AliceInHinterland · 06/08/2016 23:19

Don't go whatabout Shock

Whataboutwhathuh · 06/08/2016 23:21

I meant to bed, I'm not a flouncy fucker, no fear Grin

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AliceInHinterland · 06/08/2016 23:24

I suppose if you were the poor eye-ranking would have done it. Well, if bed is the general consensus...

Whataboutwhathuh · 06/08/2016 23:24

Focus is an issue.