To start ANOTHER thread that no-one responds to?

[VanillaSugar]

Go on. You know you want to. Either don't post or help me get to a thousand posts (again). Please sing, laugh, quote Jane Austen and post pictures of Aiden Turner in the buff.

I agree with Alice.

I think I, for one, need to cool my ardour somewhat.

I am becoming quite out of countenance with this bawdy talk.

My cheeks have gone quite crimson.

I just lost the game. And I DO NOT want sex with a steak Ruby, I am using steal to swaddle a leaky child bum.
Sheesh.

Cows are better at social stuff than me. And they taste better. FML.

I think the bat should apologise even if it didn't do it on purpose. If it did do it on purpose it is very unreasonable.
Was it not echolocating properly? You may need to log it with 101.

I think it wanted me to take the cat back in the house. It was a malevolent swoop. Or it thought I was a tasty morsel. I am very small. I'll call 101 and get it logged.

What

Cows have lovely eyes too. On the flip side the dairy industry is horrendously cruel, so there's that to comfort you eh whatabout.

Just waiting for toad to produce a photo of an echolocating bat.

You don't know I have ugly eyes!! You don't know.

I hope that didn't come across as moralising. Like the rest of the farming industry, I just block it out and eat all of the food anyway.

The voice of Winnie-The-Pooh calls children's hospitals in his spare time to cheer up sick children :)

I know you either have very small eyes or if you have large eyes they are totally out of proportion. Both sound repulsive.

A group of bunnies is called a fluffle

I hope nobody minds all the facts?

(not factory farmed chickens, that's just wrong)

I sort of mind that you're just making them up. Though I suppose that requires more effort and therefore our admiration.

I have one of each. I am an enigma.

Nice WTP man, what a lovely thing to do.

Alice How about these eyes

I'm going to bed. To sleep in the 4 square inches that aren't full of piss or child.

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I will come back with added grit tomorrow. And maybe some quotes from Tolstoy. They're all really long, so that should do good filling up if thread.

I'm not making them up!

No, groups of bunnies are called fluffes in some places. Think it's more American?

Sea horses mate for life and travel holding each other’s tails!

(These are from buzzfeed, I don't know how reliable they are)

It's a herd of bunnies surely? Or a stampede.

Ah noones sleep tight! Enjoy those tender little kicks in your back and the cooling sensation of evaporating urine.

And I DO NOT want sex with a steak Ruby, I am using steal to swaddle a leaky child bum.
But you also said you didn't want sex on a slate after somebody put about steak on served on a slate!

Average what the hell is that picture of it looks like the result of an ugly old man and a fish being magically morphed into one