To start ANOTHER thread that no-one responds to?

[VanillaSugar]

Go on. You know you want to. Either don't post or help me get to a thousand posts (again). Please sing, laugh, quote Jane Austen and post pictures of Aiden Turner in the buff.

Tempted to wash hummus now!

Daz not a good idea!

Just checked back - the last 100 posts took just over 30 minutes. That must be some kind of record!

We could just count to 100

How does one wash hummus??

PmSL at you lot. Off to read the "being ignored" thread whilst ignoring putting DS to bed...

I was hoping to get round 7 in before she got home and poor old Aidy babe is left high and dry. Any suggestions?

I'm guessing you don't do it in a salad spinner?

Wait what's this about goody bags?

We don't want you expiring in front of your keyboard like those unfortunate Japenese adolescents who die after playing on their computer for 90 odd hours and forgetting to eat, drink or wee

LOL, no!

I should know better at my age.

Here I am, with AGL to set an example to and look at me!

Oh , that is terrible, shagged - has that actually happened? Obviously no parents around to drag them forcibly off their computers.

How does one wash hummus??

You put it in Portia's washing machine.

I suggest you send Aiden round here for round 7 Portia

I was hoping to get round 7 in before she got home and poor old Aidy babe is left high and dry. Any suggestions?

I don't understand.

What is it you need advice with?

You'll be on thin ice with Portia shagged ;)

I definitely recall reading something of that nature better

Wait what's this about goody bags?

What would you like in your MN goody bag?

I think we might be getting one each for services to this thread.

Right the White H&H book is in my Amazon basket. I also have no self control about (a) eating and (b) buying things.

I wouldn't get your hopes up, Average! Virtue (and grit) are not always rewarded

I definitely recall reading something of that nature better

Yes, I've read stuff like that too.

Is it Minecraft that's the super-addictive game? Or Quake something-or-other?

Right the White H&H book is in my Amazon basket. I also have no self control about (a) eating and (b) buying things

Me neither.

Time was when you were safe when the shops shut.

No more.

That is so sad, shagged - but believable, unfortunately.

toadgirl I'll take anything going really..

Also what's this H+H Book?

You guys can get your goodies in a tote bag.

I'll have mine in a toad bag.

Is there meth in the goody bag? Just ask in' for a friend.

Depends how far away you are shagged because we ars hanging off the end of England here and Aidy babe may be too erm tired by the time he gets to you.