To start ANOTHER thread that no-one responds to?

[VanillaSugar]

Go on. You know you want to. Either don't post or help me get to a thousand posts (again). Please sing, laugh, quote Jane Austen and post pictures of Aiden Turner in the buff.

And a goody bag perhaps?

Oh, I'd love a goody bag.

Aw dd has arrived home !

My mother used to make us "Wonder Bags".

She said it's because it was a wonder we got anything at all

How's your DD?

Would it contain a mumsnet scarf, some poo cubes and a penis beaker? Maybe an ironic toilet brush?

Me too

You can't beat a few freebies

What should we have in it?

That's

Complete with boyfriend

Cheating

Yes a MN goody bag all round! Containing perhaps: gin, a loo brush and an everlasting chicken.

Medal

Goody bag

Fantasy boyfriend

Any other requests?

Dd is fine now. She has spent the weekend at her boyfs house and seems to be loading the washing machine.

hummus?

James Martin would do needful things to a mumsnet chicken

That's good, Portia.

Hopefully you'll have a nice peaceful week ahead.

I meant hummus for the goody bag, not Portia's washing machine!

*wonderful

We don't ask for a lot on this thread - just a few creature comforts.

Yes, I need a packed lunch so I can stay at my keyboard.

I'm working

Smoke coming off my keyboard.

Tempted to wash hummus now!

Deadline's midnight!

Think we're gonna make it.

Good idea Toadgirl

We don't want you expiring in front of your keyboard like those unfortunate Japenese adolescents who die after playing on their computer for 90 odd hours and forgetting to eat, drink or wee