To start ANOTHER thread that no-one responds to?

[VanillaSugar]

Go on. You know you want to. Either don't post or help me get to a thousand posts (again). Please sing, laugh, quote Jane Austen and post pictures of Aiden Turner in the buff.

I know - it's all so easy now. Shopping - and overdraft - at a touch of your fingertips.

There's a baby bottle full of Coke and a scuffed meth pipe.

I don't think there will be, Alice - Vanilla will hog it all for herself.

I think it's a dopamine addiction toadgirl - also accounts for an addition to consuming information like... Erm... MN.

I can't imagine what it's like for the youngsters of today. All this being around them 24/7 from Day One. I just can't imagine.

I feel my life is definitely in two defined parts.

Pre-Web.

Post-Web.

I have plenty of my life before it. In actually fact, it's roughly a 50/50 split so far.

But I don't pay

That's what should be in the goody bag what

Addition = addiction

I'm up in Yorkshire Portia

Is that too far for Aiden to travel in his current state?

I promise to buff him up nicely after I've finished with him and send him back to you x

Can we also get some blue roll and a steak.

She's willing to share recipes but keeps her stash firmly to herself. Even though we're all her besties now.

I think it's a dopamine addiction toadgirl - also accounts for an addition to consuming information like... Erm... MN

Yes, I have an addictive personality so I could see myself definitely disappearing down a rabbit hole.

I'm in Cornwall so yes I think tis a very long way.

Can we also get some blue roll and a steak

Hahaha yes!

Cartilage too, please.

shagged North Derbyshire here, send him over too ;)

Blue roll and steak! That takes me back!

It'll have to be quite a big goody bag - a bit like Santa's sack. (with unusual contents)

Agree with you about the web Toadgirl

I'm so glad my youth was before mobile phones & Facebook

My dog is ripping the stuffing out of a (toy) pheasant.

I'm so glad my youth was before mobile phones & Facebook

Me too.

I feel like I've been given these addictive really adult toys to play with after I've become older with a modicum of common sense, although admittedly not much in evidence on this thread

Better I'll get more use out of Aiden's sack..

If you pop him on the train at Plymouth Portia he can have a lovely long slept to recharge his betteries

I'll pick him up from Sheffield station and then I can pass him on to AGL when I've finished with him

Does that sound reasonable?

I'm buying presents for my dog's first birthday. Can't wait.

He has a vet's appointment on Tuesday to get through before that, though.

Poor baby.

The other day a journo put a survey on Mn asking what we liked about life. I posted sex n drugs n rock n roll as I thought I was tres amusing and the thread got deleted. Just sayin

I just saw this in active and for a terrible moment thought it was about us:
www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/2703023-To-think-that-they-should-shut-the-fuck-up
Thankfully just another IL one I think.