To start ANOTHER thread that no-one responds to?

[VanillaSugar]

Go on. You know you want to. Either don't post or help me get to a thousand posts (again). Please sing, laugh, quote Jane Austen and post pictures of Aiden Turner in the buff.

I just need to engineer a meeting and then arrange a wedding and then he will be husband

Efficient. Just two items on your to-do list. You are good at prioritising.

I might send out invites straight Way y'know? People get busy. That's not too pushy, is it?

I'm scaring myself a bit

"Free can of Heineken with every "massage"

They know their market.

Noonesfool

Do tell us where your wedding list is.

Do you need bridesmaids?

That last photo of Aidan will bring Average panting back to the thread. I'm surprised he's not back by now.

I'll be a bridesmaid! I may need my own veil to cover my eye issues.

Bridesmaids, yes. I think so. A dozen or so? If you guys could all arrange yourselves something to wear then you can totes be in. Maybe organise it so if you stand in the right order it's a rainbow?

It will be a "no gift" wedding. I will ask for cashmoney via the medium of a poem.

JM can do the food.

Wow, noonesfool you've really thought this through. Idris will be up that aisle before he knows it

Can I bags the pink in the rainbow, please?

Whooohoo! I've never been a bridesmaid!

Leela's eye

I'll be the Maton of Honour and I'll be wearing the Red, thank you very much, as it's my thread and all.

I hope you're going to live stream the wedding on Mumsnet.

Lovely. Thanks Vanilla.

Yes, I will totally be live streaming.

I have no idea what that is.

You have to wear a bikini. Unless you are too fat.

A BEACH WEDDING.

Genius. Bikini it is.

Can JM do barbecue food?

I hate to break it to you, toad but there's no pink in the rainbow - you've just been singing that song too much. What about a lovely chartreuse green since you're a toad and all? I bagsy a lovely cerulean blue.

I'll be indigo.

Of course he can do bbq, it will be pork based. And he'll make Yorkshire tea based cocktails. He's the son of a pig farmer from Yorkshire, did you know?

Portia's going to be furious. She's going to be left with orange or something.

Will the cocktails be in jamjars?

Maybe we can sell it to her as peach?

I hate to break it to you, toad but there's no pink in the rainbow

How embarrassing durrr! I had to be in a school singalong when I was five and they give me a pink hat for the rainbow - really what a poor education I've had!

Only in a non ironic non hipster way. Tesco value lemon curd jars with half the liable still on.

JM will do you a cock on brooch for the cake.

Yes I'll take the green as better suggested

On the last thread, we favoured vats of alcohol rather than jamjars, didn't we girls? At one point, Portia almost drowned in a vat of Malmsey, didn't she Vanilla? but mustn't tell tales

But I suppose we could make do with jamjars if you can't afford anything else, Noone.