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To start ANOTHER thread that no-one responds to?

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VanillaSugar · 06/08/2016 20:19

Go on. You know you want to. Either don't post or help me get to a thousand posts (again). Please sing, laugh, quote Jane Austen and post pictures of Aiden Turner in the buff.

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PortiaCastis · 07/08/2016 09:41

Hmm a 3 some with Aid and Idris sounds appealing

Noonesfool · 07/08/2016 09:42

Idris is massive. 6'4". And he's cool and he's NOW SINGLE.

toadgirl · 07/08/2016 09:42

Noonesfool

Who's that sexy man?

toadgirl · 07/08/2016 09:43

Is that Idris?

toadgirl · 07/08/2016 09:44

I posted that I would charge £100 and £250 with my teeth out

Brilliant :)

Noonesfool · 07/08/2016 09:44

That is Idris.

You do not need to know his name, he is my husband. You may address him as MrNoone.

PortiaCastis · 07/08/2016 09:44

Well Im not single because im with Aidan

toadgirl · 07/08/2016 09:45

Ooh, I sense that "hands-off" vibe.

Don't blame you.

AliceInHinterland · 07/08/2016 09:45

Portia it's a bit early for all that. I admit that at 9.45 on a Sunday morning I prioritise food myself.

Noonesfool · 07/08/2016 09:46

I just need to engineer a meeting and then arrange a wedding and then he will be husband.

Mere technicalities.

PortiaCastis · 07/08/2016 09:47

Im just finishing my full English Alice and then I'm off to church

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VanillaSugar · 07/08/2016 09:52

Fifty quid. Apparently.
And it isn't a brothel. Apparently.

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AliceInHinterland · 07/08/2016 09:53

I'm sure he will be very excited to hear of your plans noones.
Is there a confessional there Portia - I think you may need it.

Noonesfool · 07/08/2016 09:53

Not a brothel in any way.

Except for the buying of sexual acts by women.

Otherwise, nothing like it.

Angry
PortiaCastis · 07/08/2016 09:54

No it's Starfucks

AliceInHinterland · 07/08/2016 09:55

Brothel: 'a house where men visit prostitutes'
So is it the fact it's a cafe not a house

Noonesfool · 07/08/2016 09:56

Grin at Starfucks. They totes should have called it that.

PortiaCastis · 07/08/2016 09:57

Grin I'm off now, yes the confessional has my name on the door

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VanillaSugar · 07/08/2016 09:57

Lol at Portia

Keanu Reeves. He is mine, I bags him and I share him with no one. Not Noone No Body Else. At All.

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Bettercallsaul1 · 07/08/2016 09:59

That Portia - straight from the bed of vice to a hallowed church. Has the woman no shame?

Noonesfool · 07/08/2016 09:59

There used to be a brothel down the road from my house that had a sign in the window saying:

"Free can of Heineken with every "massage" "

I shit you not, they put massage in inverted commas.

Ahead of their time though, this was 15 years ago and now it's all about Starfucks.

PortiaCastis · 07/08/2016 10:03

I shall be gone for quite a while so I'll leave you with this message

To start ANOTHER thread that no-one responds to?
Bettercallsaul1 · 07/08/2016 10:08

Noonesfool - in your relentless (but fully understandable) pursuit of Mr Elba as your husband, haven't you forgotten the small technicalities of divorcing the existing Mr Noone and finding a new, respectable home for your blameless offspring?

Noonesfool · 07/08/2016 10:10

Way ahead of you Better, we separated 2 years ago and I had the foresight to never marry him not that he asked

Bettercallsaul1 · 07/08/2016 10:13

Ah, you've got it all covered then! Nothing like foresight. In that case, I'll be expecting my invite to the nuptials soon. I love a wedding, me.