To start ANOTHER thread that no-one responds to?

[VanillaSugar]

Go on. You know you want to. Either don't post or help me get to a thousand posts (again). Please sing, laugh, quote Jane Austen and post pictures of Aiden Turner in the buff.

Pickled egg jars would fit more in? Woo woo to help with the honeymoon cystitis?

Pickled egg jars would be smaller and therefore more refined. Noone wants a classy do.

Does your chip shop sell pickled quails eggs?

Naturally - what other kind is there?

I can ask the good chap who owns it for a large supply for Noone's nuptials.

Mr Better and I always enjoy a few quails' eggs with our sturgeon suppers on the way back from the Opera.

I prefer the ballet. More men in tight tights. Well, you hope for tight tights, I'm not sure JM in Nora battey tights is as an appealing thought.

Wedding is off.

Any pickled eggs left?

No, only battered sturgeon and fat washed vodka.

I don't care if the eggs are pickled at the wedding, just so long as I am....hic!

only battered sturgeon

I know she can be a pain, but that may be a bit strong :)

toadgirl

Hello AGL

Nice to meet you :)

Nice to meet you too :) love the Sturgeon comment

Oh commiserations, Noone! What a blow! But, if he's two-timing now, what future did it have? It's his loss.
We could still have a beach party though?

Better I'm down for a beach party. But I've never heard of quail eggs..

Portia will soon be back from church to lust after AT with you, Average!

Oh, you'd love them! But actually, now that I remember, we were just going to use the jars as classy drinking receptacles for tea-based cocktails or similar. But all that is now dust - all that planning wasted!

(((((Noonesfool))))))

The two-timing git!!!!!!!!!!!

Just as well you found out before the wedding.

For what it's worth, I don't think his on/off relationship will last at all. I wonder if he'll come crawling back? If he does, I'd think long and hard about whether he actually deserves you.

Hope you're not out-of-pocket on the wedding arrangements

As Better suggests, a good beach party will wash away many sorrows.

You mean fight over AT not really I'm such a wimp

Beach parties need planning!

They are so small and cute, I quail at the thought of eating them!

I want 50. Not to eat of course.

Since everyone else here has got fantasy bf's, I'm going to put in an early claim for Jon Snoooow in GoT. Re-watching it at the moment and had forgotten how gorgeous he was in first series. (And so young!)

Funnily enough, for noone, on my playlist "Do you think you're better off aloooooooone" just started playing

God, yeah. Lack of groom doesn't need to get in the way of a party!