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To start ANOTHER thread that no-one responds to?

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VanillaSugar · 06/08/2016 20:19

Go on. You know you want to. Either don't post or help me get to a thousand posts (again). Please sing, laugh, quote Jane Austen and post pictures of Aiden Turner in the buff.

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Noonesfool · 07/08/2016 09:12

It's pissing down here. I want to move somewhere hot.

And I want a man servant called Idris Elba to make me a delicious breakfast.

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VanillaSugar · 07/08/2016 09:20

I wanted to type "I'm so pure, I'm like Whitney before she met Bobby Brown."

But then I remembered that I sent DH into Bobbi Brown in Covent Garden in Friday to get more supplies so you lot will twist this round in your evil ways.

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Bettercallsaul1 · 07/08/2016 09:21

Delicious breakfast sounds good. .

toadgirl · 07/08/2016 09:23

What a cutie!

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Bettercallsaul1 · 07/08/2016 09:23

Ah well, fast day it is.

toadgirl · 07/08/2016 09:24

It's pissing down here. I want to move somewhere hot

I know! Sick of it. Thought we might eat outside at a restaurant that allows dogs today. It's too wet.

I can cope with winters. I don't mind it not being hot all year round, but can't we have a summer at least, PLEASE?????!

shaggedthruahedgebackwards · 07/08/2016 09:24

Blimey. One leaves the wolf of wifi for a few hours and the new thread is already up to 300 odd posts

And not only that but all the best fantasy boyfriends have been taken!

Grrrrrr

Noonesfool · 07/08/2016 09:24

I want this

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Bettercallsaul1 · 07/08/2016 09:25

Oh, excellent toad! You've excelled yourself there.

toad can produce a photo for any occasion. Just send in your requests.

shaggedthruahedgebackwards · 07/08/2016 09:25

World of wifi that should say

toadgirl · 07/08/2016 09:27

But then I remembered that I sent DH into Bobbi Brown in Covent Garden in Friday to get more supplies so you lot will twist this round in your evil ways

To start ANOTHER thread that no-one responds to?
Bettercallsaul1 · 07/08/2016 09:27

Oh yes! You can keep your crystal meth and fantasy boyfriends! Just give me food!

I want what she's having.

PortiaCastis · 07/08/2016 09:30

Late to bed and late to sleep
Makes a girl healthy shagged and weak

I'm now off to church!

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VanillaSugar · 07/08/2016 09:32

Whatever happened to Viz? Is it still going? I don't think The Two Fat Slags movie helped its cause much.

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toadgirl · 07/08/2016 09:32

Thanks, Better

Sometimes a photo can say it better than I ever could.

toadgirl · 07/08/2016 09:33

The Viz is still going. I still find myself buying the Christmas edition. Something about Christmas does that to me. Am I too weird?

toadgirl · 07/08/2016 09:34

I love the Fat Slags, Modern Parents, Finbarr (of course), Roger Mellie.

toadgirl · 07/08/2016 09:35

I'm now off to church!

Pray for our souls.

PortiaCastis · 07/08/2016 09:35

Did y'all see the thread about thd bj cafe?

Whataboutwhathuh · 07/08/2016 09:35

James Martin can poach my eggs.

toadgirl · 07/08/2016 09:36

Oh I think I read about the BJ cafe in a paper, but I haven't seen the thread here yet.

Noonesfool · 07/08/2016 09:36

Followed by this

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toadgirl · 07/08/2016 09:37

James Martin can poach my eggs

He'd keep you sunny-side up!

Noonesfool · 07/08/2016 09:37

Served by this

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PortiaCastis · 07/08/2016 09:39

Ah its here somewhere and a poster was saying that the ladies charge a tenner. I posted that I would charge £100 and £250 with my teeth out. Nobody replied I was most upset