To start ANOTHER thread that no-one responds to?

[VanillaSugar]

Go on. You know you want to. Either don't post or help me get to a thousand posts (again). Please sing, laugh, quote Jane Austen and post pictures of Aiden Turner in the buff.

I didn't even manage it once Ruby.

Those lips can perform nicely

Average I'm glad its not just me. I can say it really slow but i f I try to say it normal speed I end up saying 'blib blub blub' instead of big black dog.

Oooooh Portia have a cold shower!

Yup, Average that's the one!

Portia did you mean to type part of your phone sex convo?

I'll join him in that bed any day

Well, sterling effort everyone!! Day One has been most impressive. And now, like Biggins really should, I shall retire.

I do not share, sorry

Average I've only just realised your nickname is gay lad not gay lady as I have been reading it.

The old lady looks sad. I wonder if family visit her or if she's isolated

Red suits him

I can be a lady if you wish Ruby

Portia does he have a brother?

No he's an only the same as myself

We're fairly galloping through this thread.

This one is a bit superb

Oooh wow Portia

:)

She's got lots more, Average. and I'm sure you'll see them all

Hands off Average He's mine all mine 😛

I see there's some bonding going on on this thread already.

Aww that's a nice one average.

Also no need to reassign your gender on my account. I just can't believe I spent 10pages reading it as lady and not lad

I have bonded with my Aid some years ago

Hands off Average He's mine all mine

I initially read that as you laying claim to average and not as you warning average of AT