There should be Cat Wardens, cats should wear nappies or be kept inside!

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Pregnant. Partner hardly home. Cat uses my front garden, back garden and PORCH as the preferred venue for his poo parades. It's gross and I can't pick it up as don't want to catch Toxoplasmosis. Feel pissed that I even have to. Parter pissed at having to go on poo collection duty when he gets back. Cat laws are needed!

it's not nice but you can pick it up - use poo bags and wash your hands

Morrisons sell some cat repellant granules that you sprinkle, it worked for us. Or you can make a home made version, I think it's crushed garlic or lemon juice or something, Internet will know...

Get a water pistol.

eatshit i don't think it's op's cat.

Yanbu. Our neighbour's shits in my strawberry bed. If I see it I let the dog out to chase it and it scarpers like the wind! Still comes back though!

You're right. And foxes and badgers and birds should all wear nappies too. And hedgehogs, they produce a shocking amount of poo.

Water pistol.
And you can pick it up. Use disposable gloves and then wash hands too. Nappy sacks make good poo bags.

Buy some latex gloves. You can buy cat repellent.

I feel like the point at which you are fumbling over some crumbling, diseases-ridden cat shit from next doors cat that you don't own, you have to question the fairness of the situation!

The cat repellent actually works too. Get some. Just has to be reapplied when it rains

Agreed! Try cayenne pepper where cats poos. Seems to get the message across. Buy a big bag from eBay. Don't get it in your eyes tho!

Shut the porch, then it can't get in there to shit!

Crumbling?
Disease ridden?
Wow. I get this is annoying but it's a bit of an overreaction. Wait until you actually have the baby. They poo too you know. Wait until you have experienced a poonami that spreads out the nappy, shoots down the legs and spreads up the back of a screaming and wriggling infant.
Then I doubt a bit of cat poo will worry you quite so much!

YAB ridiculous and no, I'm not a cat person.

They park in mother and baby spaces too.

I din't think you're over dramatic. The baby will be yours, so you're expected to clean it's bum. I wouldn't expect to clean other baby's bums.
My neighbour with the cat I reckon would be most annoyed of I got my dog to shit in his garden.

What other pet is allowed to crap everywhere with total strangers expected to clean up said crap?

Yanbu to be pissed about picking up neighbours cat poo.

But yabu with the drama.

You can pick it up with poop bags. You won't catch toxoplasmosis.

Spray the outside with lemon scented spray. Water pistol the cat. And shut the porch!

Are you sure it's not foxes? Cats tend to bury their poo whereas foxes fucking love crapping on doorsteps - if the ones around here are anything to go by.

I've had two babies and I've been happy to pick uo their poo.

Cat poo has allot of diseases because cats eat birds and mice.

And fyi cats are legally "free to roam" so no it's not nice but their owners don't have to pick up their poo.

I agree it's not nice though and I wouldn't like to do it.

Get yourself a Supersoaker - the satisfaction is immense.

It's pissed off.

You'll be up to your eyes in shit, sick and snot for the next 5 years with a child.