Making love. To want to throw up.....

[TheNaze73]

When people use the expression "making love"

Makes me want to vomit on the spot, puts my teeth on edge & it just sounds, so Mills and Boon

AIBU?

[AreWeHumanOrAreWeDancers]

I love this thread!

Hello this is my first time on a thread... but ice lurked too long and need to put myself... and this is the thread that's inspired me to do it! 😂😂😂

I love the euphemistic and animalistic phrases on here - the worst for me is 'hide the sausage'!! I'd run a bloody mile! 🙈

I'm in a fairly new relationship - we tend to use fuck in an 'excited' tone 😜 But mostly snog each other's face off and say "hello" "hello" in a suggestive manner! How coy. How utterly British! 😂😂

[Sleepingonthebus]

DP and I 'ravish' each other.

As in 'Fancy some ravishment later?'

Not even a word but it works for us. We also have sex and shag.

[Ilovetorrentialrain]

I've just realised we never actually say anything like that at all! Been together a good few years now. Sex just happens and it's pretty obvious when things are going that way. We never actually ask each other.

Some of these are brilliant phrases though so maybe I should start!

[Milzilla]

Shag makes me cringe the most. Fuck is just awful.

We say 'shall we do it?' 'Do you fancy doing it!' Haha, how dull.

We're ttc so last night I said 'we need to get jiggy' 😄

Am also a fan of the old 'sex' - simple, proper word for it!

[Oysterbabe]

We never say anything either, just happens.
I think 'bumping uglies' works.

[AndrastesKnickerweasels]

We shag, but we also "become one with the mattress."

Or DP just describes exactly what he'd like to do, in rather explicit detail.
His goal is to elicit something more than "Oh, indeed?" Once I slip, it's nudity and X-ratings all around.

Bit of a daft game, but there you have it.

[thedogdaysareover]

YANBU

Same category as people who use the words "moist", "flange" and "jugs" without laughing.

If my DH said it I would think he was insane, or in secret love with someone more ladylike than myself. Sex is not polite in our house. "making love" certainly wouldn't square with what the dirty bigger said to me during, and I wouldn't have it any other way. I scored a pervert. timhenmanpowergrab

[thedogdaysareover]

Bugger.

[ArmySal]

Oh God no, 'making love/make love' makes me cringe myself inside out.

My first boyfriend told me he wanted to make love to me as he was feathery stroking my face. I was immediately put off him so couldn't bring myself to lose my virginity to him.

I just ask DP if he fancies a ride, or as a PP said, push my arse into his lap when in bed. Classy

[Secretloverofsparklystuff]

It's 'fancy a bit?' In our house

An ex of mine, when he came round to my flat, used to say 'should we go to your special room?' (The bedroom, not some 50 shades play room I should add!!) that was too cringy.

[Oysterbabe]

Oh actually we sometimes say snuggle, as in Simpsons. Only in a jokey way though.

[BathshebaDarkstone]

DH calls it "cuddling", which makes it impossible to ask for an actual cuddle.

[BathshebaDarkstone]

A chat up line that a friend of mine once used with success: "You look like you could use an orgasm later."

[KittyKrap]

Making love is awful. But DH says 'making lurrrrve' in a Barry White voice while doing his sexy dance, 'are ya feeling horny baby? Oh yeahhh'.

It's just to take the piss really, it's not his actual mating call. I know we're in for saucy time if he pushes the cats off the bed.

[loopylinda]

Lets play hide the sausage always makes me laugh.

[Hausfrau29]

You know what time it is... It's business time...

[Cool1Cat]

I like it for loving sex which does in fact 'make love' as it deepens a relationship. Shagginging, fucking etc can just be physical release, one night stands etc

[sala]

It's a 'bunk up' in our house.

[TwatbadgingCuntfuckery]

came across 'swive' today.

www.dictionary.com/browse/swive

decided this is the word I am going to use in place of shagging

[MaQueen]

Swive is a lovely old Anglo Saxon term (as is fuck, obviously). They also used futtering which I quite like

[TheNaze73]

They are all beautiful new words to me, MaQueen & twatbadge Would have liked them to have come up, on Call My Bluff. Showing my age there

I love the English language

[TwatbadgingCuntfuckery]

oh I've not heard futtering either!

I really should start using these.

[MaQueen]

Happy to oblige

You could name change to TwatbadgingCuntFuttery

[MaQueen]

Has the phrase Slip you a length of pork sword been mentioned yet?

No...? RightyO, just me then...

[TwatbadgingCuntfuckery]

haha ma I have heard that so many times I ask where the chipolata's are hidden

I would change my name but I Like a bit of fuckery too