Making love. To want to throw up.....

[TheNaze73]

When people use the expression "making love"

Makes me want to vomit on the spot, puts my teeth on edge & it just sounds, so Mills and Boon

AIBU?

[bomfunk]

I usually snuggle right up to the boyfriend and ask...can I touch your cock

[stilllovingmysleep]

Makes me cringe

Have a look at this! m.youtube.com/watch?v=B2rG_xjFq9Q

[TheNaze73]

bomfunk nice and direct. Bet you get no kick back there!

[stilllovingmysleep]

P wanting to pay V a visit? . Even worse is when P and V have nicknames.

[Cutecat78]

Nicknames ewwww!!

[AnotherPrickInTheWall]

I might be sad, but I would love to hear someone say they wanted to make love to me.

[inlovewithhubby]

Anyone using this term should be made to watch the Business Time song (live version pls) from Flight of the Conchords. Funny as fuck but you'll never use the term again - though we do often refer to Business Time round our gaff, and especially Business Socks.

Laughing as I type, off to view immediately.

[AmberNectarine]

still I know. I was rendered speechless for some minutes. I genuinely cannot imagine a less enticing come on. Although I had an ex who used to do a 'bit' called sex-pest shark, which used to involve biting me on the boob, so clearly it takes all sorts.

[puffylovett]

Making love is a bit cringeworthy

It was 'fancy giving me stubble rash on my inner thighs' last night

DH usually just lets his erection do the talking!

[puffylovett]

Alrhough DH used to want to put his choo choo train in the tunnel.. Very off putting

[stilllovingmysleep]

But did you see the Woody Allen video everyone, that I posted above? If you didn't please do it's really worth it

[stilllovingmysleep]

Choochoo train in the tunnel?

[KatieKaboom]

I think making love is an excellent term for tender, loving, slooow sex.

I would really go off a man if he used the term "fuck" in relation to having carnal knowledge of me. It's so technical.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=inhExqvtztE

[SilverHawk]

Gives you Dr Hook.
Along with the Bad Company songs, there is a certain something in the old American songs.

[mayoketchupchocolate]

YANBU

It sets my teeth on edge and makes me vomit in my mouth a little bit. DH says it sometimes as a joke to wind me up. I can't stand it!

[MrsDallowaySaid]

We either have sex or fancy a shag or just have an early night!

[TheNaze73]

With you there MrsD If anyone asked me if I wanted to make love, I'd laugh, be sick & dump them on the spot. No idea in what order.
I can't understand how anyone can think it has a deeper mean than saying sex. What a load of bollocks

[blueshoes]

Bumping the nasty

[Princesspinkgirl]

Hate that term prefer to say to oh fuck me

[bridgetoc]

I don't think I've ever said it, or had it said to me! I would say that the style of sex I have with my husband is more like "making love" as opposed to "fucking." Where as with my bf it is defo animalistic dirty style fucking!

[Tattieboggle]

each to their own eh?
some of these phrases are worse than 'making love' imo

Yes.

[RubbishMantra]

I remember a thread on here, where the "D"h was constantly pestering the OP with the foreplay of, "Hey, shall we do some love-making". Even while she was seeing to the children/washing up/general looking after the house. (He didn't help out at all with house stuff, and as I recall he was a bit iffy with personal hygiene.) Constantly groping her whilst doing chores and knackered after taking care of toddlers/small children all day. With the constant wooing of "Let's do some lovemaking."

Even without all of the above, my vulva would've retracted into my lungs if DH had suggested "lurve-makin'". Yeeuch.

Just yuck.

[InstinctivelyITry]

another me too.... Sex drought from hell here.
I do remember a previous conquest asking me did I want to play 'Hide the sausage '

[SmellyTelly]

I hate it as well lol it is cringe

[trufflesnout]

I hate 'shagging' and 'fucking'. I mean I will use them in sentences: "I shagged DH", but I would never ask DH if he wanted a shag. I don't know, being fucked or shagged seems to be something that happens to people, rather than something they are actively a part of. I don't want to be fucked or shagged, I want it to be a mutual thing.