A thread for non bridge dwellers

[WorraLiberty]

Thread rules

You must NOT be a trucker called Malcolm or Brian

No spiky hair over 4 inches high, no matter how cute it may look.

Now, is there anyone left tonight who fits this description?

Or am I alone?

Richard is cousin of Who the Fuck is Simon

We need to find the troll nests and spray them all with Troll-Raid.
In the meantime, man woman the Mumsnet ramparts and repel boarders < gets carried away easily >

Richard in a car park sounds like a lost Smiths song.

Richard is Jeffs dad, back from visiting hours in prison. Boo hoo Jeff. Boo hoo.

Bad form Worra, your rules mean that the self confessed MN's hairy trucker can't join in. He's one of the good ones. 😚
Allegedly.

Was I sucked into another troll thread? I missed a deletion message and am pissed off. Why can't we see why threads have gone? This place is a minefield these days.

Oh, and I'm Richard. Thanks for the concern Worra.

Richard must be Rob's twin brother. My 19 year old son has shouted to me that he will be back in a bit as he is just "seeing Rob home". Rob has apparently been in our house for the past six hours. I had no idea.

I would just like to say that I asked for my thread to be deleted, incase anyone is guessing I'm a troll, if they have it saying it's deleted...

Don't think it was you Bonnie. You were quite clearly not a troll and they put up a very nice deletion message explaining why it had gone.

Are the deletion messages put on a thread before it goes or are they somewhere else? Not you Bonnie. I didn't see your post.

Well now that I know Richard is safe at home, I'm off to bed for a good night's sleep

I shall take my hairy left toe with me.

Bonnie, the thread I'm talking about being taking by was removed by MNHQ for being a PBP.

Night, Worra.

Oh gosh no Bonnie, I didn't think that for a second

There were just some very weird threads that all got deleted/suspended around the same time.

Nowt unusual for a Saturday night really xx

Night all.

You can only see deletion messages if you've posted on a thread and then try to go back to it. Eg by going to 'threads I'm on'. If you haven't posted on the thread they just disappear altogether.

It's not even in my 'threads I am on' section any more.

Ahh. I'm on the app and went to the mobile site and it's there. Thanks Bill.

When Mumsnet delete a troll thread, imstead of the dull "deleted thread" message.
I suggest they leave a symbol to indicate why:

I'm not

I'm sick of opening a thread and wondering if it's a troll first and foremost.

And I've had hairs on my big toes since my twenties, have to always remind myself to give them a quick bic in the bath WTF?
I don't have a 'tache, mind. I am a liddle drunk.

Yy on the hairy toes. It's a bit embarrassing when you go out in sandals and then notice you've not shaved them. No hairy top lip either. Never have. 'Not so stealth' boast of the week.

I'm definitely not a troll, and because I live in Aus, I usually sleep right through the troll threads.

while she's asleep

That Worra works with a blob on a stick and gives out little blobs on little sticks to children.

Quiet Infiltration Mission.

Sh'e clearly up to no good and reporting back her home planet.

They'll be here soon, exploiting your weakness.

Just look at what she's got you all confessing.

They've spent 1000 years searching, desperately, for a planet inhabited by women with hairy toes.

And you've all just capitulated.

Without a fight, or even a sniff.

I'm very, very sad.

Cap I potted some begonias then got tarted up for gallivanting. I'm going to plant the other eleventh million today in the borders. Along with a couple of lilies and some Busy Lizzies.

I've just been rudely dragged out of bed by 10:30am - 11:30 am furniture delivery. I've just received a couple of end tables from a chap called Igor.