A thread for non bridge dwellers

[WorraLiberty]

Thread rules

You must NOT be a trucker called Malcolm or Brian

No spiky hair over 4 inches high, no matter how cute it may look.

Now, is there anyone left tonight who fits this description?

Or am I alone?

Tsk, tsk Worra ! Is this a TAATAAT?

Now that is a mouthful

Is this a TAATAAT?
This definitely counts as threadception

I've never fancied bridge dwelling personally but must admit my legs are definitely in need of a trim.

Damn! I should have banned the letters TAAT too!

My mind is now officially blown

Oooh "TAAT too"

I don't even have any.

I shaved today

I'm still happy to call a twat a twat when I see one is that ok worrA?

m.youtube.com/?hl=de&gl=DE#/watch?v=CHDuP303XyE

Music derail. Nice cover though.

OP...You are not alone x

What have I missed?!

What if I were a trucker named Clara? heads back sheepishly to pigeon street

I have 4 deleted threads in "Threads I'm On"/"Watching".
My trolldar needs new batteries.

Phew! Relieved to find a thread that I think may be genuine.

MNHQ must be busy tonight! This will get deleted surely. Not like you to flout the rules Worra

RJ I appreciate you shaving your twat for this thread, but really there was no need to tell me

Oh now I need a fridge under a bridge, just so I can chill out and drink alone.

Tell meeeeeeeee!

'Live next to bridge but I am not a trucker. The spikey hair went at the end of the 70s.

Meh! This is not a thread about a thread about a thread Queen

It's just a happy thread to give the night shift volunteers a break

I've got some wine
And I feel fine well a bit pissed actually but never mind.
My dd has just slammed the front door and ssays she dont luffs him no more

Oh

It was my legs I did

Sorry to disappoint

My trolldar seems spot on btw. I impressed myself. I'm easily pleased mind you.

Now to tell really Paul, just the usual 'hmmm' threads on a Saturday night

Paul I've pm'd you

Sure Worra? Me think the trolly lady doth protest too much!