AIBU to want to leave a poo on the windscreen of knobheads without children who park in parent and child spaces?

[BabyMonkeyMummy]

It can be any sized poo.

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Well in my day we didn't have Mother And Baby parking spaces.

What the heck would you have done then OP?

Toilet brushes?

I must tell my 97 year old dad that he's a lazy arsehole for wanting to park a bit nearer the shop entrance

Onlyican blue badges are registered to the person now and not the car. Definitely get one for you mum. My gran has one and uses it in my dads car when he drives her.

TheVillagePost, well how about stop being a lazy, selfish arsehole yourself and parking further away, where the lazy and self arseholes do not park... you should be able to open your doors then, no?

I'm much rather that supermarkets make a concession for an elderly person who finds walking difficult than for perfectly mobile parents with excess entitlement issues.

Probably unreasonable, but it was certainly childish and you must be feeling guilty about it or you wouldn't be asking the question. Maybe don't do it again - just think, you may have been caught on CCTV.

Eh? I'm surprised. Nobody begrudges a wider space to a parent with little children in the car surely? I used them gladly when the kids were in car seats (I had a two-door car) and tutted at besuited businessmen using them at Ikea.
Maybe it was the poo-mentioning that was a step too far

What if you didn't need a shit when you needed to teach someone a lesson? To be on the safe side you'd have to carry a stool with you at all times. In your handbag perhaps. OP, how would you explain that at airport security?

Sue97, does your Dad still drive?

You can feel like it so long as you don't actually do it

YABU OP.

I parked in a P+C space last year because the disabled bays were full. Woman threatened to stick a shitty nappy on my windscreen- and she did.

Stupid bitch got done for criminal damage. So feel free if you would like- but I imagine it will harm you more than it will harm then.

Baby thanks for that didn't realise. I will as mum gets nervous and anxious if she has to walk car especially across busy areas. Thankyou

I think it's fair to say that the OP would not actually lay a length of brown axminster of anyone's car

As casualobserver intimates, I don't think you've thought through the faecal practicalities of this course of action, OP, and the need for a readily available richard when you need one.

A swift enema in the Asda bogs and a crouch down on a car bonnet could be a solution, but aesthetically it's a no from me.

I'll never understand the mn party line on parent and child parking. Piss takers are annoying, as everybody in real life acknowledges.

Morris

Me too

I think some people forget that it is really helpful to have a P&C space when you have little children and it's a bit annoying when others mean you don't have that

Not literally crap-on-a-car annoying, but irksome

Here we go again.......you can have this

I don't understand why it not being legally enforceable means some people think it's okay. Do some of you really need someone else to figure out right and wrong for you?

Try being disabled. Even professional atheletes think they can park in our spaces. Then there was that scumbag man who sat in one for seven hours a few days before Christmas because he didn't want to pay a fine. And the local council backed down! He should've been arrested and given a greater fine. Perhaps a few days in prison.

I've seen parents with children park in disabled spaces because "there's no parent and child spaces left". Tough, park elsewhere and walk. Because you can walk. These people have also shouted at me for using a disabled space because I could hobble a few steps to my wheelchair (they had parked over the lines that have space for your chair so I had no option). Disabled doesn't mean paralysed.

Also try being disabled and having the parking spaces beside the store used for "parent and child" spaces. I hate my local Tesco.

End of rant.

I'll never understand the mn party line on parent and child parking. Piss takers are annoying, as everybody in real life acknowledges.

This

My Gran is a lazy old selfish arsehole and I park as near to the supermarket door as possible when I take her shopping. After all she can walk with her sticks before she gets in a store wheelchaîr. Of course she is a Mum too and deserves a bit of help as she is a lazy 97 year old who probably won't be in the fuckin way in a year or so.

stasmurf

Hear hear

I might actually be tempted to shoot out a length of sewer pickle on that sports-person's car

Oh I bloody love the "park further away and walk a bit more" advice.

The number of times I've parked in the middle of any empty row nowhere near Blue Badge or P&C spaces, and come back to a car parked so clode to mine, I cannot open the boot.

For my sins, I'm stupid enough to park with my bonnet facing forward, to avoid the jaywalkers trundling along behind the cars (young children and elderly included).
Who'd have guessed in a supermarket carpark, I'd want to open my boot. Not even wheel my trolley round, I'll leave it in front of my car , but I don't expect to move my car forward

Couple of years ago, I left a space behind my car, about 18". A mahooosive 4x4 was parked behind me, into my space, with the bumper actually touching my reaer window

Trust me, if I could've climbed on the bonnet and had a shit, I would have. One advantage of IBS , I 'spose ......

I park in parent and child spaces. My kids at 10 and 13, but the 13 year old has various neuro problems and, long story short, flings the car door open very hard sometimes. Nobody wants their car damaging, so I park in the wider spaces.