To want to start a load of innocuous threads, just to see how many outrageous responses I can provoke,

[WannaBe]

Inspired by some of the responses I've seen on threads of late, the worst possibly being the wrong number thread...

I can't help wondering how many people come here purely to put the boot in regardless of the subject matter.

Actually, perhaps we can have GF corner where all the GF's can go in order to respond unreasonably on threads

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saul

Did you?

Have you cancelled the cheque yet OP?

If I were you I'd ring 111 to log this.

It's obviously your dh fault, he should come in from a 12 hour shift with fresh ingredients and knock up a Michelin star dinner while entertaining and disciplining the children in the manner of a modern day Mary poppins! Otherwise you should LTB as he obviously is not pulling his weight!

0010001 If you think I'm going to sit and bandy words with you all night, you're absolutely right.

No fuck off, are you on glue, have you left the bastard, are you in Maui and is your name Brian? Do you wear shoes in the house and own a loo brush.

Sorry haven't RTFT but the answer is clearly that it is all your MIL's fault and you need a Spa Day.

You are being deliberately nasty bettercallsaul obviously you have issues with all another poster I have reported you! On this and every other post you dared to make today

Sock puppet!

Anyway Squoosh what's wrong with women actually enjoying sex? What you think it's just men who like it? Just coz your a prude.

I have just re-reported you, Gowgirl - to everyone I could think of, including the U.N. Put that in your pipe and smoke it!

You're just a bully, and I expect all your posse will be arriving in seconds to back you up! Who do you think you are - royalty or something? Get over yourself.

saul I don't have the time or the inclination to get into a tête-à-tête with you. do you think I have nothing better than to continually reply with pointless comments and keep this kid of banter going?

I honestly do not want to waste the energy that is used up in typing those long pointless meaningless and time-wasting conversations.

I'm far too busy with my children that I love for more than you love your own, and speaking of which, I must go and check on their piano rehearsal.

So, please desist,I have far far far better things to do.

be gone.






.....away with you now.

I'm vair vair busy.

I really am.

Is this still going on?
Don't you all have anything better to do? Like live a real life?

I am literally speechless at that unprovoked attack and will only say the following:

I can see that I have become the victim of a completely unjustified bullying campaign, quite clearly based on a melange (can't do accents) of jealousy, low self-esteem and even lower mental capacity. I disdain any further communication with you and your associates.

At least for the time being.

Bettercallsaul as an adult I am allowed to smoke or not smoke however I damn well please, personally I think a good embassy no 1 is preferable to a pipe! Report away feel free to contact ss too!
Where are mumsnet hq this evening?

I can't believe you left your baby unsupervised when you sneezed. That's what, 1 second? Couldn't you have asked a neighbour to watch the baby as soon as you felt the sneeze coming on?
Lazy parenting IMO.

Bettercallsaul1

0010001 If you think I'm going to sit and bandy words with you all night, you're absolutely right.

You're clearly over-invested in the thread.

The next mumsnet meetup should be in a spa.
Looks like quite a few of you sorry lot need a day in one.

Another one joins the posse - if I were'nt literally speechless with fury, I would respond with an appropriately cutting rejoinder.

Where are your opinion! Are you of the hairy handed persuasion because you seem to have gone AWOL.
I call troll!

Opinion? Op even! Bloody I pad

ODFOD. It's a public road, people can park on it, it is not your 'space'.

Havent read the whole thread but I think you ALL sound self-centred and entitled.

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MN aint what it used to be. Declining standards - grammar, morals, the lot. Don't get me started.

that feels better

This is just turning into the typical fucking bunfight.

Stop being so judgypants

Well all I can say and do is bosom hoik so there.