To want to start a load of innocuous threads, just to see how many outrageous responses I can provoke,

[WannaBe]

Inspired by some of the responses I've seen on threads of late, the worst possibly being the wrong number thread...

I can't help wondering how many people come here purely to put the boot in regardless of the subject matter.

Actually, perhaps we can have GF corner where all the GF's can go in order to respond unreasonably on threads

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FUCK OFF

Why haven't you left him yet? Some people don't want to be helped. When are you going to do it op?

YANBU

I'm going undercover as a goadyfucker in an attempt to find out what's going on in their little heads

Your cruelty and utter lack of empathy is evident, op

This thread isn't going to end well

OFGS GET A GRIP OP

Two minutes after *op's last post...

Why haven't you updated us yet op?

I'm going undercover as a goadyfucker

I'm thinking of just joining them, they're having all the fun.

perhaps we can have GF corner

Perhaps? perhaps? Are you always this namby pamby OP?

I've looked at your posting history and you are clearly a troll!

FFS, OP, have a bit of empathy for the poor old woman who might be reading this thread with a gun to her head or her leg hanging off or a wandering husband with piles the size of melons or Iain Duncan Smith coming round for his tea. You heartless bitch.

WHERE IS THE OP?!

Have an unmumsnetty hug OP

Book a spa day....that'll show the fu@@ers!

Oh, it's one of those threads. Am I the only one that doesn't find these funny?

Call 111 and 101 NOW!!!

RE Furst world problems, I loved this article by Jay Rayner

Place marking. All the gf ahoy!

Your MIL is a twat & you have a DH problem

"Am I the only one that doesn't find these funny?" well, you're not obliged to read y'know. But on a serious-ish note, while the thread is started tongue in cheek, the reality is that on many threads these sorts of responses are really being posted, in response to posters who may just be making a general point or who may in fact be vulnerable.

Like the wrong number thread. The op has been torn apart because she dialled a wrong number and then didn't divulge her personal medical history to the person when they rang back several days later. She's been told that she is cruel and lacking in empathy because what if the person on the other end of the phone thought she was an OW and is now beside herself thinking her h is having an affair and has got someone pregnant. all because of a wrong number.... That's just one example but these kinds of responses are popping up everywhere at the moment. And the reality is that the twats who are posting them need to be shown up for the twats they are and laughed at accordingly.

LTB

You are a drunk, a tramp and an unfit mother

WannaBe, I would obviously make an excellent GF.

Methinks you may be projecting

Have you thought about counselling?

Reported!

BreconBe - I misread your post as piles the size of IDS, which simultaneously made me wince and think .

(Also misread your name as BaconBeBuggered. On this vein, I know it's been mentioned, but OP, I really think you should consider cancelling that cheque.)