To want to start a load of innocuous threads, just to see how many outrageous responses I can provoke,

[WannaBe]

Inspired by some of the responses I've seen on threads of late, the worst possibly being the wrong number thread...

I can't help wondering how many people come here purely to put the boot in regardless of the subject matter.

Actually, perhaps we can have GF corner where all the GF's can go in order to respond unreasonably on threads

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You clearly have MH issues

FOTTFSOFAWYGTFOSM

HTH

Have you seen the adorable kitten thread? LINK HERE I'm wondering it's been started as some sort of impossible challenge to the goady fuckers of this world. It's ungoady fuckable......... I think 😳

We need more threads like that and less of the highly controversial ones such as apologizing for calling the wrong number

Give your head a wobble

I feel sorry for your children

You're surrounded by helium balloons from PFB first birthday party that he would never remember, aren't you? They could have been used for how many MRI's!? That and pegging your clothes out in mismatched legs and cleaning your toilet with a brush - people like you disgust me 😡

I'm just flabbergasted. Your poor OH. And your poor children. And your PIL have their work cut out for them too.

They need to go NC with you for their own sanity.

Bet you can't pronounce quinoa!

There should be a TRIGGER WARNING. Otherwise, ignore all the sad fuckers attacking you. They are boring bitches () who are talking claptrap ().

(*) MN GF threads (2016), weekend edition 14th/15th May, MN, UK

I'm offended that anyone would suggest that I use a loo brush or bleach the cleaner brings her own cleaning products.

But, apologies for having been away for so long, will update in a bit, but first I need to go and sob and sob because of some of the nasty responses on this thread. In fact I can't see to type through the tears.

I've reported both you and this thread op.

You're not worth responding to, so I won't.

I can't believe you would just waste tears like that. there are starving children in the North who are unable to cry due to their diet of lard and despair.

(I think you're a troll but I won't say it directly I'll just go hmm and put this face )

Whata

OP, just get a cleaner.

I am literally shaking with anger at your response OP. I cna't believe you'd employ someone to clean up after you.

Do you even love your children? What kind of example is that to set to them?

I've a mind to call SS.

If I knew you, I'd be reporting you to social services.
They'd come and take your children away, you know that. My dogs aunts brothers dad works for them and told me so.

DuckAndPancakes So basically your dog's grandfather? YABU, try harder next time.
OP just put Vicks on her feet with socks over the top and she'll be fluent in Japanese by morning!

I bet you don't wash your towels every day, you minger.

You can't outsob me, I've been crying ever since I saw your first post.

augusta but have you literally been crying? Because... you didn't type that, then I find it very hard to believe...

Some people will do anything for attention.

hermione

Oh my chuck, I can't believe you'd imply I'm being unreasonable.
The dogs aunt is married to his blood related uncle, so NOT his grandfather at all, nice presumptions you're making there without all of the information. Some people just want to read whatever they like!

Well I'm sick of people 'crying' over posts. So self indulgent. I've never cried in my life. Even when my Granny and my dog were killed by a runaway combine harvester I didn't shed a single tear. I just swept up their remains with my Karcher steam mop and got on with my day.

Look at you squoosh with your brand-name Steam mop - some of us can only afford generic ones... selfish, thoughtless, middle class boating

Nice drip feed there, Duck. The posters on this thread discust me. Not to mention the OP.

Well maybe if you gave up your Sky package and sold a few vital organs on ebay you too could afford a brand name mop.