To want to start a load of innocuous threads, just to see how many outrageous responses I can provoke,

[WannaBe]

Inspired by some of the responses I've seen on threads of late, the worst possibly being the wrong number thread...

I can't help wondering how many people come here purely to put the boot in regardless of the subject matter.

Actually, perhaps we can have GF corner where all the GF's can go in order to respond unreasonably on threads

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"Boating" eh, 00100001? Bit of a Freudian slip there, eh? All sarky about Sqoosh's middle-class mop when you clearly own a yacht... And probably a public-school boy son in a boater, to boot. You're nothing but a fake and a hypocrite.

I need that Sky package, who else is going to look after the kids?

Um. err. well, I may happen to own a 77ft yacht, but that's irrelevant to this conversation, and mentioning that it's docked in Capri, staffed by 3 Italians, would be a little crass.

jealousy doesn't suit you bettercallsaul you should spend your time better.... maybe even considering the needs of your children, before rushing onto a thread to project your financial issues on others...?

Check out the mummy martyr ^^^

Jesus look at all of you bored housewives, bickering on.

Get.A.Life

I'm so above wasting my time posting on MN. I have a very busy job you know.

Oh and binary your delusions grande, are laughable. I bet a hundred pounds on you living in a scanky bedsit.

Well I've advanced search your name Ninja and on the 17th June 1932 you posted a message that said you were excited to start your new job as a char lady. Doesn't sound very busy to me. What do you have to say about that? Hmmm?

HMMMMM?

Jealous, moi? I am literally incandescent with rage at your presumption and ignorance, 00100001!

For your information, the smallest of my fleet of yachts is triple the size of that pathetic bath-sized toy of yours. And as for your paltry triumvirate of Italians, I have 30 representatives of every EU country on each of my vessels, attending to my every whim.

But enough - I won't be drawn into a show of vulgar competition with such an inadequate adversary!

Yeah? Nice try, you're obviously a snob sqoosh

People need tea! The company would collapse if I wasn't there.

I say, if that's all that sends you into a flurry of emotion saul I worry for your children. I really do.

twatty How VERY Insensitive of you, betting £100 on a whim. That just fails to recognise that gambling addiction is a real problem for some people. Not everyone can afford to throw away £100 on such flights of fancy. And even if they could afford such a large sum, the proper parent, would spend that on their child's education.

Dear me. They let anyone on Mumsnet nowadays, don't they?

Welcome to mumsnet OP.

No judgement from me but I think what you're doing is wrong. If I saw you doing it I would report you.

Kittens are so lovely and fluffy!

Are you judging me binary?

Well to be fair if people work hard enough, they should have plenty of money to slosh about. I'm only a tea lady but, by god I work my hands the bones. So don't need handouts, and my money is mine and I can do what I like with it.

Everyone knows that tea ladies are vindictive cows who exchange custard creams for sexual favours. Do your employees know what you get up to on your tea rounds?

Hmmm trip trap me thinks .....

You're just trying to get in with the royalty op! I've never seen such a blatant shout for attention.

My God, this thread has sunk pretty low even by MN standards.

Kittens are so lovely and fluffy forsooth!

Did you mean to be so rude, 00100001?

And where are MNHQ in all of this?? Every single one of us has reported the Op in triplicate and they're nowhere to be seen.

Are they on the gin already?

Personally, I've reported the OP and all other posters on this thread to the police, social services and Ofsted.

You might as well be thorough.

Mumsnet has really gone to the dogs, large ones who roam off lead and leave crap on the pavements. It used to be such a naice place!

I haven't read the thread (because clearly my time is so important I shouldn't have to check whether the OP's question was answered on page 1) but OP I can't believe you're just sitting here mumsnetting when clearly you should have called 999 and gone straight to A&E.

You sound depressed OP. Have you spoken to your GP? Maybe you need to book a spa day?