To remind you that Mumsnet is not private?

[SwearyKnickers]

and if you don't believe me, click here

Let them tune in theres feck all to tell! apart from we all KNOW!!!!

MarthaCliffYouCunt the z lister is hairy faries canary! and let metell you what she told me! he told me about kerry katona! and how keey katona has lost 2 stone and is back on the drugs again! but shshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Dailyfailure most are inside jobs....

I'm still FB friends with her for the entertainment value, so def not risking mentioning who it is!

she also told me katiehoptkins has a snap dragon in her fandango!

I dont know whats happening

lmao

shazza you get the sillies

MarthaCliffYouCunt are you the original martha? i presume so!

'How about we all change our usernames, with something like "DailyMailisForKnobs" as a prefix?'

We did all do this once, back in the mists of time when this happened before. I remember being TheDailyMailHatesWomenAndLemon (don't ask about the Lemon bit, there was a reason).

I AM SPARTACUS

Too many Martha's . Martha where's ya fathar

How about some spoof threads? e.g. How toned are your pins? Then post a load of hairy, gruffallo legs. Are you beach body ready? You get the idea..

There's this delightful blog as well
www.mumsnetmadness.wordpress.com

Ooh i like it dildo

Luckily for me, i wouldnt need to outsource the gruffalo legs.

I dont understand how blogs work but is that literally just someone reposting MN threads? for what purpose? Were there comments on it from blog followers?

hahaha the article about MI6 wanting to recruit MNers

Pick me pick me

I have just discovered how to block the Daily Mail on my iPad (can't be arsed to explain how - Google it) as I find it addictive yet hate it . Feeling v pleased with myself.

Is Shazza setting up some sort of insanity defense so we won't think she's a dm journo?

MarthaCuntyMcCuntFace, i always have the sillies,

SwearyKnickers, i really dont know what your problem is, but you clearly have one!

Wiggle your waggles away

I don't get the blog tbh, how do they work?
What was the point in copying all those threads, are people supposed to comment like on here.
Not very techie savvy

SwearyKnickers, if that was the case why on earth would i mention the op being the person that posted the original post? i get it your clever! but not clever enough!

The blog was funny. I had forgotten about the plate