To consficate Dh's debit and credit cards due to fuckery that goes beyond the spoon kind?

[HoneyDragon]

Seriously, how do I stop him buying toilet roll?

Hahahaha

Oh my god Honey I am ROFL here!

Tell him you need toilet paper next time he goes out - works for my husband at least....

Would you like some to mop your tears up Grays?

Spike his food with something that gives him the runs and then at least the stocks will go down a bit.

ha ha love it! My dh is kind of the opposite and thinks we are fine for loo roll if we are down to our last two rolls in a household of five people!

Feed him laxatives for a couple of weeks, bonus is you'll use up lots of toilet rolls and he won't be able to get out to buy more

That's so funny! Why does he do it?!

Built a fort with them.

The laxatives won't work .... We still have 28 tins of beans left. He tried to buy more of those but I put my foot down.

I assumed he would've realised we were OK for toilet roll.

My wife does similar, I feel your pain OP.

The laxatives won't work .... We still have 28 tins of beans left. He tried to buy more of those but I put my foot down.

I think you have just explained the loo roll

We always have a toilet roll mountain in our house ,is that unusual ?

My H is the opposite. He is perfectly capable of using the last of something and then "not realising" that we have no more magically hidden somewhere.

I'm not sure which is worse! Do you get through a lot of beans?

We're clearly married to the same man
I dread him "popping to Costco", we have roughly the same amount of loo roll as you, with a like amount of kitchen roll - the type where each sheet is the size of a tea towel, plus an industrial catering size of foil - it has to live on the side as it's too big for any cupboard or drawer
Took me months to consume 24 tins of tomato soup after I mentioned in passing that I fancied some.
I did point out that the truly enormous vat of jam and bucket of honey he came home with made us look like we were from Lilliput at breakfast.
He can't help himself.

Oh and the day he brought home 12 boxes of pantyliners cos they were on "spesh"

Dh is a pop to Costco man. Bloody Costco

Chuck some this way. We will take a few hundred off your hands

My mother would read up on international economic issues to obtain advance warning. 'Problems in Ceylon' anyone? (Arrival of a very large amount of tea.)

How about a yard sale?

Costco is one of the cheapest places for decent toilet roll by far and they often have it on buy one get one free but you have to buy dozens of rolls at a time.

As long as you have space to store it, I suppose it's better than buying it as and when at the local corner shop at four times the price.

Zombie loves living alone. On the extremely few occasions when the shopping goes a bit wrong, it's no one's fault but her own. Being a big grown up Zombie, she owns her errors.

pepperrabbit that's why I refuse to go to Costco. If it doesn't fit in the cupboards, I don't want it in the house. DP has ten tins of tuna in the cupboard and that's enough to give me hives every time I open the cupboard door. We have a small freezer thanks to the built in fridge freezer that came with the house and it's mostly full of stuff he's picked up in the supermarket and then had to freeze because it's been in the fridge for a week and is about to go off. Then we go to the shop and he wants to buy more because yes, we do have some, but it's frozen I can't do anything about this because I'm vegetarian and he isn't (apart from go food shopping without him, which I do as often as possible).