To consficate Dh's debit and credit cards due to fuckery that goes beyond the spoon kind?

[HoneyDragon]

Seriously, how do I stop him buying toilet roll?

In defense of bulk-buyers everywhere, my DH is always railing against my tins of tomatoes/chickpeas/lentils etc buying on amazon and then mysteriously, they all get used up within a few weeks. It's not like the toilet roll has an expiration date :)

At least when you use them it will give you a nice warm feeling :)

Donate some of them to the local food bank! They may not be food, but I bet the clients could still do with toilet tissue.

Oh my goodness. That's like 200 loo rolls! YADNBU!

Yes, I think food banks do ask for toilet roll.

Get him to read konmarie book, there is a section about a woman with 100s of toothbushes.

As long as he agrees not to get anymore until x date it does make sense to stock up at costco etc

DH does that at Christmas

Does he have a fetish?

Just showed this picture to dh (who is supposed to be working from home)

He asked if your husband got a good deal on it!

Men

Better too much than not enough

I am the bulk buyer, it's a trait I have picked up from my mum who has the room to bloody store it all, unlike me

DH good naturedly shakes his head at me every time.

In an effort to ward off any potential hoarding issues which DH says I am ripe for I have made a concerted effort to stop buying so much.
The result? We keep fucking running out of stuff!

So in short - yes YABU leave the man alone!!

Count yourself slightly lucky, at least there's no best by date on bog roll. There's a family story about my uncle buying multiple trays of special offer yoghurts on a random shopping trip.
Only when he got home was it realised that a) there was insufficient space to store 72 yoghurts in the fridge, and b) they were all expiring within 24 hours.
Cousins were told they were eating yoghurt for every meal for days

Work out how much cash is held in the stockpile of bog roll. It's not a "good deal" if it's run once a month!

Personally I think he could fit a few more in that space!

He'a a ..............Prepper!

I recently asked DH to add a 500ml bottle of antibac spray to the online order.
When it was delivered we received 10 x 750ml bottles of the stuff. I've pointed out that's about a 3 yr supply ....
He repeated the exercise with handsoap a week later [sigh]

I aspire to that stock of loo roll.

Hmm
Finding it hard to tell how many rolls that is
Also how many people in the household?

It's quite normal for me to have eight rolls spare at a time. I live alone though so if I break my ankle again, that's one thing I don't have to go out for or expect anyone else to bring round

Another one with a pop to Costco husband. We too have a loo roll stash. I thought I was alone, it is so good to know I'm not.

Is he the poo troll?

Direct him to the preppers board.. Maybe he thinks a nationwide loo roll shortage is on the cards? Should we all be stocking up?!

I have those loo rolls from Costco

I knew it was Costco when I saw the photos. I love Costco, and love bulk buying. My sister scoffs at my huge tubs of herbs and spices.