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[Fooshufflewickbannanapants]

A penis is a penis a vulva is a vulva not a willy, a tinkler, a flower,a hoo ha, a tail, a tuppence or what ever! Do you call your elbow an arm bender?! No?! Well stop it with the winky shite then.

Apologies for irreverent use of punctuation, I am now going to take myself off into a dark room and chill the fuck out.

Righty ho.

who cares.

You do that. And we'll all carry on using whatever words we want to, thanks all the same.

And though you didn't ask, YABU.

What Janet said

Oh good, let's do the vulva debate again. I really love this one

I quite like my Fanjo actually.

I quite like arm bender - I think I'll use that from now on.

That is an award winning NN BTW

Didgeridoo works for me. And willy.

Sorry I know iabu and I actually don't have a problem with other words but I do have a problem with someone telling me that I shouldn't use penis as it's 'dirty'.

I Abu and i am sorry

How can you not like yoni? Surely it's the only.....name to use

Who told you that?!

Arm bender

Arm bender reminds me of Futurama - definitely using it from now on.

I don't mind pet names for body parts but see no problem with using the medical terms either. I was using vu-vu for vulva until I discovered that's what they call the vacuum cleaner on Bing!

Calm your boobies.

RDWRER

DD is too young to have nicknames for it yet I just say wipe your bottom or bits, I'm sure we'll have a name for it soon though there's nothing wrong with nicknames. Aslong as its not what my mums was "tuppence" used to make me cringe

I'm using fanjita at the moment

I'm a foof sort of girl.

5yo DS was told off by school for using "penis" instead of "willy" (when relating a football injury )

I was a bit cross about that one. It's not a swear word FFS.

Clover I'd be cross too, it is a penis why can't he call it one? I'd understand if he said I hurt my bellend or something but Christ no it's a not a swear word.

My dsis used to call knees 'leg elbows'

Minnie and winkie here

Vaginé
Penoir

I hate the word vulva.

I like shaking my lettuce thank you.
And strimming the lady garden before going on holiday.

Arm benders and leg elbows will definitely become words I use from now on

Arf chinks proper giggled at your comment but you are right! How on earth can a kid be told of for using the anatomically correct word for his cock penis? Some people are bellends