gaaaaah

[Fooshufflewickbannanapants]

A penis is a penis a vulva is a vulva not a willy, a tinkler, a flower,a hoo ha, a tail, a tuppence or what ever! Do you call your elbow an arm bender?! No?! Well stop it with the winky shite then.

Apologies for irreverent use of punctuation, I am now going to take myself off into a dark room and chill the fuck out.

This one bores me, yabu!

LOL wtf did i just read

Believe me it's not fun when your young son says the word vagina in public in the loudest 'quiet' voice you've ever heard. If I ever wanted to hear something like foof or whatever it was that afternoon...

On a slightly serious note, my police officer sister told me that children are more likely to report sexual abuse if they know the correct terminology.