FB shite thread

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Not been one for a few weeks so will throw this in.

Can be customised to your own child's name for £7.50

I really hope my kids get me one of these to show me what they really think of me this Mother's Day.

The specs holder - I quite like the idea of it, but it reminds me of the very crude objets d'art I made in woodwork class when I was 12.

The Mother's Day offerings are vile.

This is actually the funniest thing I've seen in a long time. Just in from work and trying not to laugh out loud for fear of waking the little darlings!! Too funny, keep them coming.

I can't actually work out what one of these saY's. Any clues to the heart warming phrase?

Whoop's , forgot to attach

*'If mum's were flowers I'd pick YOU'
*
Oh dear.

As for the other one, I have no idea.

Nice

Disappointedly my local fb site doesnt have anything too bad. Best i can offer is this at £10 a metre. Hoping valentine gives us better choice.

£30 for this nappy cake. Bear doesnt look that cuddly.

OMG!!!! My inlaws bought my DH one of them glasses holders for Christmas!!!!

GloGirl as far as I can't tell it says "for the friends the support the mum you are love you"
Which makes no sense.

I'm guessing it should be:

"For the friendship,
The support,
The mum you are,
I/we love you."

Maybe the missing words/letters are just out of sight on the photo?

OMG some of these things are truly dreadful!!

Anyone for a frame? Only £25!?

Well I think you are all awful laughing at other peoples hard work or work anyway at least
Does anyone actually know anyone who buys this sort of thing

I think this one must me a MNer

DHs favourite word is cockwomble it's his go to insult! Not sure I would buy him a card with it on though!

I know it's slightly off topic, but since we're comparing badly presented adverts.....I just found this on eBay!

Not the best advert for implants.

I've checked out the other items for sale.....mind is boggling!

£80 for a female body builder outfit, complete with manky thong anyone?

I'm guessing the secondhand gold bikini is aimed at men perverts.

Shoes with random cutouts of cartoons glued on anyone?

I got given one of these things. It's a frame with scrabble letters making the children's, dps and my name. My youngest dos name is touching the frame on both sides as it is 8 letters long. The whole thing is mounted on purple glittery paper with a heart sticker on in the corner.

Does anyone actually know anyone who buys this sort of thing

Yes!! A friend got me a set of glitter covered wine glassed and mini bottles for my wedding 😂 I put them under the sink never to be seen again and DD who was then 3 caught sight of the blue one, decided it was Elsatastic and poured some milk into it.

The bloody think looked like a watery ashtray by the time she'd done 😷