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NeedACleverNN · 23/01/2016 18:10

Not been one for a few weeks so will throw this in.

Can be customised to your own child's name for £7.50

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BaldricksTurnip · 09/02/2016 16:43

*Attitcus

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NeedACleverNN · 09/02/2016 16:54

Why would a survival kit need sunflower seeds Confused

And I bets that's that shit value tea you get for like 20p a bag

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corlette · 09/02/2016 17:26

Attitcus what is it?

Baldrick those hands in a bell jar. It's like that head in the bell jar Clarice Starling found in the garage in Silence of the Lambs.

Actually, shrunken head necklace, hands in bell jar.... Buffalo Bill? Are you a crafty hun?

corlette · 09/02/2016 17:29

If a dodgy patchwork coat comes up made of "leather", covered in glitter and inspirational quotes. I'll be certain.

GloGirl · 09/02/2016 17:46

It doesn't look like it fell down the sofa, it looks like it felt into a bin. That teabag looks really manky.

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NeedACleverNN · 09/02/2016 17:47

Ooo inspiration! Thank you corlette

How much should I charge for it? £75 ok you think? Only its got a lot of man hours in it

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Wardy1993 · 09/02/2016 17:55

Gunting it's £11.99!!! Cheeky bastards

Wardy1993 · 09/02/2016 17:57

Glogirl I'm the same, love sponges and bleach and shit. But would I heck pay £11.99 for some pound shop rejects!!!

DrewsWife · 09/02/2016 18:06

????

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Wardy1993 · 09/02/2016 18:07

Wifi password.

Wtaf.

HolaWeenie · 09/02/2016 18:08

Roaring at some of these. It's almost enough to make me reactivate FB, but then I remembered I'd text this to a chum

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TripTrapTripTrapOverTheBridge · 09/02/2016 18:29

Are valentines presents for pets a thing now? That dog hamper!!!

And that tiara Shock it would be horrendous anyway, but she could at least have got it straight!

bluey11 · 09/02/2016 18:39

£10 wanted for this... They can't even be bothered to find a nicer font than Times New Roman!

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Dollymixtureyumyum · 09/02/2016 18:39

Erm this £12 quid anyone

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DrewsWife · 09/02/2016 18:53

She needed a little sparkle.... No! Leave the sparkle off. It's actually ok without the bling.

As for the flowers....Confused

DrewsWife · 09/02/2016 18:54

Bluey. Had they used a smaller rhinestone it would have been semi decent.

gunting · 09/02/2016 18:58

There are some truly awful things on here tonight Grin

MagpieCursedTea · 09/02/2016 19:00

I sort of like the sparkly photo frame thing for the scan photo. Maybe I've spent too long looking at glittery shite on this thread...

GloGirl · 09/02/2016 19:11

Those flowers are perfect for a clowns funeral, other than that theyd just be an insult to whatever table you put them on.

Orange1969 · 09/02/2016 19:11

Poor Luke and Evan's Nanny...

As for the scan pic thing - I kind of like the idea, but it is still rather vulgar...

Shirkingfromhome · 09/02/2016 19:17

Pull yourself together Magpie the bling is getting to you like kryptonite!

That awful picture looks like the ball bearings have come unstuck and fallen off.

love the flowers, do they squirt water at you when you sniff them?

gunting · 09/02/2016 19:20

It's captioned 'tea party anyone?' But it looks like a basket of knitted dicks to me

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gunting · 09/02/2016 19:30

Quite.....

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DrewsWife · 09/02/2016 19:58

I quite like the knitted food. Blush

bluey11 · 09/02/2016 20:31

I can accept the knitted food as it looks like it's intended for kids to play with. That box though... Hmm!!

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