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AIBU?

Share your dilemmas and get honest opinions from other Mumsnetters.

Let's see who has the guts to share this...

238 replies

GloGirl · 21/01/2016 22:11

Fuck off!

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Excited101 · 22/01/2016 15:39

I know which ones of my friends with post and which ones won't...

Excited101 · 22/01/2016 15:39

*will post

GwenethPaltrowIamnot · 22/01/2016 15:53

Click here to find out your Christmas elf name

Seriously in all my time on this planet I have never been asked what my fucking Christmas elf name is

Agent160 · 22/01/2016 16:20

I am participating in a Fuck Off exchange for my kids, so I am looking for 6 mums, mums to be, grandmas, or anyone interested in the Fuck Offs exchange that will actually participate and follow through. Here is how we play: you must post ONE Fuck Off to a child and then your child receives 36 Fuck Offs in return (if all goes well and everyone follows through). You can do this in 10 minutes or less. Just think of how much fun checking the mail will be for your child with lots of Fuck Offs coming! Let me know if you are interested, and I’ll pm you the instructions…it’s super simple! First 6 to commit will be in!

SlinkyVagabond · 22/01/2016 17:37

Oh and Mark Zuckerberg, I'm touched that you want to be my friend, but mummy said never talk to strangers on the internet.

stupidlybroody · 22/01/2016 18:10

Why feed your kids actual food when these tablets contain 45 pieces of fruit and veg EACH. They will be better behaved, more intelligent, healthier and all round better human beings and you will be a super parent*

*juice plus/herbal life/forever living accept no liability for the scurvy or malnutrition your child develops. Nor will we support you in a neglect case because you've chosen magic beans over actual food to give your children. But they are amazing and do contain 45 pieces of fruit and veg. I PROMISE.

Bodberry · 22/01/2016 20:39

I found this bus pass and want to get it back to the sweet old lady, share and let's find her

No, just phone the number on the back and .................

FUCK OFF

ZingDramaQueenOfSheeba · 22/01/2016 20:51

Gweneth

Elf name? You amateur.
I know the colour of my aura, my spirit animal, how old my soul is and who I would be if I was a famous celebrity of the opposite sex!

Btw 'd be Ryan Gosling, which seems to be 100% accurate. We are basically twins. And I have proof.

Let's see who has the guts to share this...
Andylion · 22/01/2016 21:00

I said birch and I mean it Grin

novemberchild · 23/01/2016 02:32

trevor...I don't MIND you saving the cat. Save the cat...one save = 10 Fuck Offs.

I am also reposting this proper medical advice so you all can get ebola to Fuck Off too!

Let's see who has the guts to share this...
Anniegetyourgun · 23/01/2016 08:21

This thread has made me feel ashamed. If only I had the courage to join FB I could tell ISIL (or whatever we're supposed to be calling them this week) to Fuck Off, and then they would, and the world would be a more peaceful place. But I'm not doing that. Because I'm a cunt. Unfriend me now. Oh wait, you can't - I'm not on FB.

GoofyIsACow · 23/01/2016 08:39

RIP Tony Hart....

KnockMeDown · 24/01/2016 17:39

This is Knock
She wants to be like Bill
She wants to annoy all her friends.
Be like Knock
Be like Bill
Fuck Off!

Randsmeduck · 24/01/2016 19:30

OK, aunts new one.

A shit A-Z questionnaire with things like D - Last drink you had

How about F who gives a fuck

Shockers · 24/01/2016 19:39

Share if you have a teenage daughter who is (today) your worst enemy and who you're itching to shout...

FUCK OFF

at.

#lighthearted #hormones ain't funny

ZingDramaQueenOfSheeba · 24/01/2016 20:05

Sharing is caring

Fuck off!

NotAWhaleOmeletteInSight · 24/01/2016 20:21

I hate those inspirational quote posters, apart from these ones...

www.buzzfeed.com/lukebailey/question#.wcREqbXyZ

TamaraLamara · 24/01/2016 20:31

HOPE YOU DIE!

GrinGrinGrin

vladthedisorganised · 24/01/2016 20:57

We have SILENT KILLERS lurking in our fridges.
Did you know ONIONS absorb all the LETHAL GERMS from the surrounding air?
People used to wear them around their necks in the middle ages to ward off PLAGUE.
Many people don't know that by cutting an onion open, you're spreading BUBONIC PLAGUE to your CHILDREN!!
Only ever eat onions WHOLE or you'll get PLAGUE!!

Pass this on to anyone you don't want to die from PLAGUE!!

A plague of capital letters, I assume.

TheoriginalLEM · 24/01/2016 21:03

i know that is true because my fingers stink when i chop onions

TamaraLamara · 24/01/2016 21:12

'The cameraman kept filming at just the right moment. What happened next was downright fucking banal.'

TamaraLamara · 24/01/2016 21:17

I had quite a ding-ding with someone about the onion thing. They insisted that sleeping with a cut onion next to the bed meant you would never catch a cold as the onion absorbs viruses out of the air. Apparently you only catch colds at night, from the viruses that are floating around in the dark. How they get into your bedroom (and only your bedroom) is anyone's guess. Perhaps they hitch a ride on a passing fly then lie in wait, ready to pop into an orifice while you're sleeping.

When the onion turns black it means that it's 'full' and you need a new one, apparently.

People that stupid should have their right to vote rescinded.

MrsJamin · 24/01/2016 21:29

Sharing just in case it's true that I get a free tesco delivery from Facebook page Tesco. with 168 likes.

MrsJamin · 24/01/2016 21:32

Here's a picture of rover the dog who went missing 9 months ago in Lancashire, even though I don't live there or any of my friends do but awwww isn't he cute and I didn't even check the comments to see that he'd been found last April.

GarlicBake · 25/01/2016 01:04

Have you seen this little girl? Last spotted playing in XX Park at 2pm on Saturday 23rd January. Her friends turned around and she was gone. Police have been searching since Saturday tea time. She's 4ft 6in, was wearing a pink fleece and pink trainers and her name is Cleo. Somebody may have seen her! Please ask all your friends to share! I am her abusive father and, if any of you suckers give me clue where my daughter is, I'll be able to get my hands back on her bitch of a mother.