Let's see who has the guts to share this...

[GloGirl]

Fuck off!

My grandma is 147 today. Can she reach 1000000 fuck offs likes? Please share

Let's see who has the guts to help us get 10 squillion likes to make fuck all difference to ill person whose photo is probably being used without their knowledge or consent.

Almost as annoying as the loaded posts such as this little beut which appeared on my newsfeed:

Well that's charming.

U ok hun?

Yeh. Guess I know who my friends are.

Omg hun, u ok? Some people are twats.

Inbox u hun.

You heartless bastards, you should be telling cancer to fuck off. If you share that cancer is bad, it'll take the hint and go away. If only I knew that 10 years ago I might still have a mum! Silly me. Silly you lot for not aiming this thread at cancer.

I refuse to share.

OMG, I iz too buzy sharing more important stuffs to share, so I have the gutz but not the timez!!

Thisis. . Indeed cancer should FOTTOSOFOAWIGTISFOSM.

This is GloGirl

She has the guts to say fuck off

Be like GloGirl

Fuck off

Today is the 15th Friday in the first month of the eleventy millionth year. This is an auspicious day in the Tanzanian calendar and will not occur again until some fuckwit posts it for another twelvty million years. Share this post to instantly receive some important and beneficial news. If you do not share your skin will flake and all of your rabbits will die.

You dont love your kids. Or you'd share.

Are you 12, OP?

Oh god I hate those ones. Share if you love your kids.

Fuck. Off.

This is a decades old urban myth frequently debunked on Snopes about such things as unmarked police cars or putting your PIN in backwards in the ATM, but will be reposted endlessly "in case it helps someone..."

I'm a scaremongering twat - don't be like me.

If you don't share this your a heartless birch who will ways be alone....

This is Brad Pitt. He is my friend and he has just joined Facebook but he thinks nobody will like his picture because he is so old and not at all famous (dm sad face of Brad Pitt) like if you remember him share is you want him to be happy..... Erm everybody remembers Brad Pitt and I feel a teenage computer programmer from Taiwan is unlikely to be his pal. Could be wrong though.

How about if I post a photo of my baby looking sad with a poster saying "mum says if I get 10,000 likes she'll change my dirty nappy".

If yous share, I gives you elebenty million phoney dollar.

I got very sick uncle. You justs gives me 3000 dollar to get him to hospital.

He get not sick and I give you millions dollars.

Please share to help uncle

Or those ones about being the parent of a boy, or a girl, and how only parents of this specific gender child will understand the post, and only 5.4% of them will be brave enough to show their love for their child to share.

Fuck off some more.

I'm too busy playing with the mega bloks with dc for such crap.

I said birch and I mean it

But which of you actually reads the posts? I will know if you don't. Post a one word answer, but be sure to copy and paste to your wall. .....

Yeah yeah

Fuck off

"mum says if I get 10,000 likes she'll change my dirty nappy"

This is probably bullshit but sharing because Im too lazy to research it. But if you have a heart attack keep coughing as you drive to the emergency room it will keep your heart pumping.

Share in case it saves someone's life!

Would this be a good time to post endless fucking Minions memes?

Nobody reads my posts anyway so if you scroll past this one you can fuck off.

I bet most people will just scroll past this without reading.

So write one word about how we met. Don't cut and paste!