Let's see who has the guts to share this...

[GloGirl]

Fuck off!

passive

I saw that one a few weeks ago! I did not share.
But you did, here. Tsk tsk, you fell for it chick!

Wine. Wine. Wine.

Please share!!

I put my bra on the kitchen counter when I walk in, and my handbag is aubergine.
Somehow this will help bring attention to the fact that cancer is a bastard thing that exists.
Share this or you're a heartless bumrat.

If you can't take me at my worst you don't deserve me at my best

That one is so irritating!

It might as well say 'If you don't like me when I'm being an arsey bitch, I can't be bothered with you when I'm in a good mood.' To which the response should be 'Yep. Bye then.'

Real Women! We know what the Perfect Body is!
The Perfect Body might not be toned
The Perfect Body might have a few extra marks
But my Perfect Body gave birth to my wonderful children
My Perfect Body keeps me healthy
I'm a Real Woman and my Perfect Body kicks ass!

Post a picture of your Perfect Body to our Readers Wives page in support of Real Women everywhere!
(accompanied helpful picture of model in bikini and teeny-tiny photoshopped bingo wings)

No thanks...

X checked in at X hospital

'What's up hun'?
'Omg you ok'
'What's happened'?

'I'll inbox you' I HOPE YOU DIE!

Haven't read the full thread, has someone already mentioned that only women with filthy messy houses are good mothers?

This hungry puppy was wandering through the kitchen when it found a plate of food...what happens next will BLOW YOUR MIND!!!

Like and share and then comment '7' in the comments to see what happens...

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I know the state of your marriage, FB friend.

Fuck off.

DNB that's giving me the rage. Yes, my mind is blown by something TOTALLY FUCKING PREDICTABLE because I have only two brain cells and couldn't work it out.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!

That was very theraputic.

NeedA HAAAA!

Nurse shares top five regrets of the dying:

1. I wish I'd spent more time reposting crap on facebook rather than earning money.
2. I wish I'd spent more time reposting crap posted by other people on facebook.
3. I wish I'd spent more time threatening my facebook friends that I won't think they're proper friends unless they repost the crap I've reposted from other people on facebook.
4. I wish I'd spent more time dreaming up platitiudes and sententious bollocks and pretending that dying people had said them.
5. I wish all my facebook friends hadn't hidden my posts.

My immune system attacks itself, What's your superpower?

Fuck the fuck off, and get a job then you'd have less time to enjoy your ill health.

Especially when my immunosuppressants are causing god awful side effects, I have my third infection this month and I am at work feeling like death.

I am teaching kids in my class how the internet works let's see how far this Fuck off can go around the world!!!!!!

These are not stretch marks. They are not Tiger Stripes. These are my FUCK OFF stripes. They are proof that I have eaten too many pies and establish a warning to anyone who dares mess with my Mumsnet that they can Fuck Off.

Father

Like if you remember this (picture of cast of Happy Days/ maryjane school shoes/ He-Man/other crap 70s thing designed to get clicks from 40 something women).

Ask me about amazing #herbalife #imasadbasinapyramidschemepushingcraptomypals

like this

trulybadlydeeply

I unflawed a friend for a similar post, YES FUCK OFFF

This poor dog was badly burned and disfigured trying to save his family in a house fire.

One like = one prayer
One share = 10 prayers

Can you please say amen?

FUCK OFF

What's my Star Wars name? Take the initial letter of your first name:

A-Z= Fuck

And the first letter of your surname

A-Z= Off