Let's see who has the guts to share this...

[GloGirl]

Fuck off!

Even if you don't find them all, share.

:) Pedestriana

I'm too fucking busy and self important to even use FuckFace, instead I send group emails, full of self-important drivel, not individual ones because I'm so important.

I really should have been a footballers wife but I didn't quite make it.

Oh and that shit town I'm from, that I pretend is quaint and full of privileged people? It's not. It's a shitty shit hole. As everyone knows.

Lifted directly from my wall

Should have my own parking space at this hospital in telling ya

Erm.... I am bit unsure about this social media stuff is this when I'm supposed to say: Like!?

Or is it when I do: hashtag!?

i KNOW what this thread is about, i AGREE with it on SOO many levels,.... but!!!!..... EVERY FUCKING TIME i see the title, i gets the rage!!

(and then i get cross with myself!)

Fuck 'em all except one and 'e can fuck 'imself.

Beta, you should have said:

What's up hun?

U OK?

I now wot u mean, iv bin their five times this wk n can neva find a space!
(if you fancy getting into a highly obscure competition over who needs more medical treatment without actually saying anything about it)

or

I no its full of immigrant's gettin there free treatments' innit.

'I've found this wallet/wedding ring/other valuable item. Let's see if we can reunite it with its owner'

Cue eleventy billion comments of 'shared' with, inexplicably, the area where they live. WHY MENTION THAT YOU'VE SHARED IT except for the smug cuntery of letting everyone know what a fantastic person you are AND WHY MENTION WHERE YOU LIVE because surely the whole point of social media is that it can reach all over the globe so it's not like yours is 'a local post for local people'

Oh God, I've seen it all now.

"My Daddy said if I get 999 likes then he will quit DRINKING"

So much wrong with this picture...

Share this post and shame the bastards who nicked my 9 year old child's iPhone 6 into handing it in.

screenshot of find my iPhone app showing location of phone

Lots of comments about the bastards and sharing to show them wot they done is wrong hun.

Not one person suggests dispatching the police to said address to retrieve stolen phone.

Be more like bill...

Does anyone have a recommendation for a photographer/DJ/decorator? I've had a look at a few local ones and they all seem averagely priced expensive for that kind of work and ideally I want someone really good but who is 'reasonably priced'

And by reasonably priced I mean willing to work for peanuts.

FUCK OFF