Let's see who has the guts to share this...

[GloGirl]

Fuck off!

Scrolling through newsfeed

Please help us bring our puppy home! He was stolen from a pub approx 500 miles away from where you live and he looks exactly like every other Springer spaniel ever born. Oh and it was over a year ago. Please share.

Which domestic cleaning product are you?
I got bleach!
Omg you are so bleach
Love you too babe xx

Is it not all about the Amen these days random picture of sick child that nobody knows will get well if randoms on the internet say amen

"Fuck Off" by Marilyn Monroe!
MM said it so must be true!

"Be kind to everyone always. Never be mean to anyone ever. Spread love"
Mother Theresa

This whole thread is like a conversation with my sisters.

Like my post if you want to save me from terminal tongue biting.

I've had to unfollow my sister.

"Like and share if you are terminally passive aggressive! I know who my true friends are!"

Shakespeare once said
NO HE FUCKING DIDN'T YOU INGORANT TWAT!!
And the Dalai Lama ought to have a stern fucking word with some of these bare faced liar too

But all those inspirational quotes that sound like they've come out of a Wernham Hogg teambuilding session really were said by Einstein/Gandhi/Alan Rickman, spring. They must be true, there's a picture of them. And my friend who posts them is the most least gullible person I know.

briss Oooooh! 😶

Share if you love kittens. Like if you love puppies.

Unfriend me if you think this is all bollocks.

This photo of Justin Bieber has 3.2 gazillion likes. I bet this picture of FUCK OFF can get more.

Share if you love FUCK OFF. Comment if you love Bieber.

november that cat is amazing
I've saved it (hope you don't mind) as I'm sure I will have need of it in the future...

"Share if you love your son"

Umm. I do love my son, but I show it in other ways, Thanks.

Share if your grandchildren mean the world to you.
Share this to cure cancer.
Get.in.the.sea.

I recently actually did one of these:

Please copy and paste this to your status if you're constantly being asked to copy and paste things to your status by friends who copy and paste things to their statuses. Many people won't copy and paste this, but my truly sarcastic friends will copy and paste it because they're sarcastic by nature. If you don't copy and paste it, then this means you hate bacon. And if you hate bacon, the terrorists win, and a unicorn dies. Possibly kittens as well...this is not a hoax. This stuff is REAL! (true story) Plus Mark Zuckerberg will give you a new hovercraft.

Geez passive I'm bloody well tempted to post that :-)

"My son means the world to me - share if you have a son who means the world to you".

Nah - I just tolerate mine.

Please share this 3 year old post of a missing person who was found minutes after it was originally posted. We must get her home to her family! I haven't got time to read the date it was posted or the grand total of 5 comments because I'm so busy caring about the poor girl

Ah, so you're also FB friends with my MIL, Alice?

Add a picture of your badly plated dinner - add the words nom nom!

Personally it's the best incentive to eat out!

Waiting hours in A&E - no news

I have a child with special needs. I am a better mummy than anyone else because I love that child. And I'm not trying to prove it to myself. Oh no, not at all.

Fuck Off!
How's about you just crack on like the rest of us?

SDTG

nah, I just tolerate mine

Ha! If that!

A kitty tried to jump but fell. Share & make your friends literally die of laughter

Oh and Happy Monday ladies!!! Here's a far too graphic picture of a mostly naked man with his todger just about covered to make you feel awkward and annoyed that this makes grumbling about page 3 hypocritical while you eat your toast!