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Let's see who has the guts to share this...

238 replies

GloGirl · 21/01/2016 22:11

Fuck off!

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GarlicBake · 21/01/2016 23:17

Don't like and share GloGirl's post! WARNING A post has been doing the rounds that asks you to prove you have the guts to post Fuck Off to your friends. The post is infected with a virus that copies all your contacts and your bank details to criminals in North Korea. My friend shared it for a laugh, and 25 seconds later her bank accounts were emptied and her credit cards maxed out. This is a true story, you can check it out on this fake police website. Be alert!!!

7Days · 21/01/2016 23:21

What is the point of them. I know click bait but WHY??? What do these ne'er do wells do with a kitten picture with half a million likes?

coffeeisnectar · 21/01/2016 23:26

If you don't share this post immediately puppies and kittens will die.

You heartless fuckers!!

CandOdad · 21/01/2016 23:26

Mumsnet has said they will be changing to a subscription site. Share this on you wall to let them know you will leave if they do.

DixieNormas · 21/01/2016 23:29

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Namechangingbastard · 21/01/2016 23:35

: As of September 28th , 2015 at 10:50p.m, I do not give Mumsnet or any entities associated with Mumsnet permission to use my pictures, information, or posts, both past and future. By this statement, I give notice to Mumsnet it is strictly forbidden to disclose, copy, distribute, or take any other action against me based on this profile and/or its contents. Legal innit!

honeyroar · 21/01/2016 23:37

Hope this thread fucks right off to classics. Best thing I've read in ages.

7Days · 21/01/2016 23:37

I hereby agree!

MaisieDotes · 21/01/2016 23:37

sothat my cousin (who is a woman in her 40s btw) had that one.

She also had "think of a word that describes me which begins with the first letter of your name and post it in the comments." My name begins with E and I was tempted to write "exhausting" but didn't.

I should really block her.

CandOdad · 21/01/2016 23:41

Find you pixie/stripper/ porn name?

No, just No

Tarrarra · 21/01/2016 23:43

This is BillSmile. Bill hates all your fuck off posts. Be like Bill and tell everyone that you think they are morons in a very passive aggressive 3rd person way.

springscoming · 21/01/2016 23:54

Shakespeare once said
NO HE FUCKING DIDN'T YOU INGORANT TWAT!!
And the Dalai Lama ought to have a stern fucking word with some of these bare faced liar too.

7Days · 21/01/2016 23:55

This is Jill. Jill dances on Bill's grave. Jill doesn't pander to your mawkishness, and gives the occasional like to pictures of your kids.

Jill is smart. Be like Jill

honeyroar · 21/01/2016 23:56

And if you'd like to earn a complete fortune while spending 25hrs a day with your kids and doing absolutely nothing please PM me for details, I can't possibly tell you what the company is called on this public page and you must be totally gullible to apply....

springscoming · 22/01/2016 00:04

Blush and Grin at ingorant twat. I wish we had an edit button (and my specs weren't downstairs)

Tapirbackrider · 22/01/2016 00:08
Let's see who has the guts to share this...
7Days · 22/01/2016 00:09

Also quotes attributed to Einstein. Oh no he didn't!

Unacceptable · 22/01/2016 00:27

I will not post FUCK OFF just because someone has told me to.
I am a non-conformist.
That's what they want you to do so don't do it.
It's all the governments fault anyway and they are in on it all.
Sign this petition to tell David Cameron to stay off mumsnet and stop ruining it.

Sign and share this petition. It's important and will most definitely work and solve all our problems.
No effort required whatsoever. Just like, sign and share.(then repost to prove how amazing you are and what a rebellious activist you are)

ChristineDePisan · 22/01/2016 00:35

Liking this post definitely won't link through to Britain First, allowing them to claim to be more popular than they really are, oh no. Here's a picture of a soldier doing something lovely. Like if you support Our Boys

Theodolia · 22/01/2016 00:45

A friend stopped at a pay-at-the-pump gas station to get gas. Once she filled her gas tank and after paying at the pump and starting to leave, the voice of the attendant inside came over the speaker.. He told her that something happened with her card and that she needed to come inside to pay. The lady was confused because the transaction showed complete and approved. She relayed that to him and was getting ready to leave but the attendant, once again, urged her to come in to pay or there'd be trouble. She proceeded to go inside and started arguing with the attendant about his threat. He told her to calm down and listen carefully: He said that while she was pumping gas, a guy slipped into the back seat of her car on the other side and the attendant had already called the police.

She became frightened and looked out in time to see her car door open and the guy slip out. The report is that the new gang initiation thing is to bring back a woman and/or her car. One way they are doing this is crawling under women's cars while they're pumping gas or at grocery stores in the nighttime. The other way is slipping into unattended cars and kidnapping the women.

Please pass this on to other women, young and old alike. Be extra careful going to and from your car at night. If at all possible, don't go alone! This is real!!

You can tell this is true because I haven't even bothered to change American terms into British!!!

trufflesnout · 22/01/2016 01:00

Good old Abe.

Let's see who has the guts to share this...
PaulAnkaTheDog · 22/01/2016 01:04

Comment if you want to help the abandoned kangaroos in Scotland. ❤

Unacceptable · 22/01/2016 01:12

Awwww Hun, I didn't even know you had abandoned kangaroos in Scotland.
Is it cos of the immigrants?
I saw a thing in the paper about that and my friend has a cousin who has a girlfriend who knows this lad who lives in Scotland and he said there loads of koalas cos of the immigrant illegally claiming and working in your pubs but kangas too?
You poor thing hun.
Those poor animals.
Let's all share really graphic images of them being tortured to raise awareness and make it stop hun x X X X X x

PaulAnkaTheDog · 22/01/2016 01:17

Babez, its cool. The kangaz now take the bubz too school for us. Put them in the pocket. We still need money for they're satelite navigation tho so plz share!

GloGirl · 22/01/2016 01:21

I like to be porked on a Sunday.

Write down what roast dinner you eat and when and then Mumsnet it in a suggestive way and don't explain to anyone what the fuck you're talking about. This is so we can all get cancer to Fuck Off!

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