Let's see who has the guts to share this...

[GloGirl]

Fuck off!

"Let's see who has the guts to completely patronise the fuck out of everyone." :o - thank you. And fuck off, FB friend who is normally perfectly sane but who does this all the fucking time.

But the fact that you shred it shows you have a strong heart...

that face when some one who you have vaguely heard of tells you to fuck off.

shared

'Going to have a cull of my FB friends tonight...'
Followed by lots of 'please keep me' type replies.

Let me save you the bother!

Share if you love your son
Share if you want to get rid of cancer
Share if you are against child abuse

I never share anything on principle if it either tells me to or tries to use crappy reverse psychology
YANBU OP

Just about sums it up for me.

Also on the list of people who can fuck off are anyone posting a mawkish, shitty poem about cancer/Alzheimers/sad puppies.

I tell you what else we can do - we can post random facts on our FB wall about shite like the location of our handbag which only the enlightened will understand and which will somehow cure breast cancer. True fact.

The best are the ones purporting to be from Prince William. Or Sandra Bullock. Or Liam Neeson about getting old. Or Kate Winslet saying "I might be old and have lost my looks but I've learned that true happiness blah blah blah'. It's so ......heartwarming, when I see my friends post to reassure Kate that she is still stunning and to advise Liam to ignore the haters

Amen

See I'd prefer something honest, like...

"Share if you think your kids are ok, but you regret not getting that puppy instead"

Like for words.

I lost my dog please share urgently then tomorrow I'll remember I left him in the kitchen.

"Share if you love your daughter" - that appeared on my fb timeline once. Funnily enough, none of my fb friends shared it.

However, it's minus 6 in my house and the heating has gone off, so Winter, you can just fuck off.

One of friends has posted about 3 times since Christmas the following post:

This should be interesting. Wonder how many people on my list don't even bother with me? I'm running a test to see who reads my posts. I realize that's about 20 (or less) of you. If you read this, leave me a one word comment about your day. Only one word please. Then copy and paste this to your wall so I can leave a word for you. Don't just put a word and not copy.

I couldnt reply as fuck off was two words.

What is Facebook?

BeakyMinder Can we have an option to change our profile pictures to a rainbow hued solidarity FUCK OFF ?

With a cunting candle.

It's the same as a weekend ZingDramaQueenofSheeba

How many likes for this bit of click bait? Let's get it up to 1,000,000.

It's working.

I have found my people...Faith in the universe restored after reading this thread...

you heartless bitches

heh xposts scaredycat

I can support this! Fuck off.

Ahem