Ive stuck a shitty nappy on her windscreen.

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So our flats are opposite a Tesco Express. I will admit, parking is limited. But it isnt my fucking problem.

People continously park outside our gates- so we cant get in, and we cant get out. There is a woman who does it continously- a couple of times a week. At least 3 times- and its always the same sort of time. You can set your watch by her.

A few times in the last month she has blocked the exit so I cant get out.

This evening, ive been babysitting my goddaughter and her cousin. GD has been unwell and was feeling worse, so got in the car to take her to A+E. Pulled up to the gate to leave only to find this fucking pain in the arse parking in front of the gate. She refused to move, told me she would only be 10 minutes.

Raging, I got a dirty nappy out of the wheelie bin and stuck it on her windscreen.

AIBU?

MaryPoppins you mean he pooed himself in the nappy?????

YABVVVU. She's being inconsiderate to the extreme and I would be talking to the police on the non-emergency number about it but to leave a filthy nappy on her car is disgusting. It's hardly likely to help the situation either is it?

"Beshitted". That was me on Christmas night

No! He had a baby, I'm assuming it was the babies nappy.. I hope so anyway

Absolutely disgusting behaviour to put a shitty nappy anywhere other than a bin. For the record. As this seems to be in doubt

The person is obviously an inconsiderate Parker but you've no business touching the car and certainly not with a shitty nappy.

You've committed an act of vandalism and could be charged.

I'm with everyone on the ywbu shitty nappy is just gross but the woman was bang out of order. The rage can get the best of us all but if I went so far as this I wouldn't be posting about it on the internet that's for sure.
Hope the child was ok though

If anybody reading this a) believes everything they read on the Internet and/or b) thinks this is the way to deal with parking issues then you need to ask somebody to reboot your common sense switch.

I reported last night but I've heard nothing back.

Is this a parking troll or a poo troll?

NHS Direct, according to an A&E doctor, send many, many people to A&E that shouldn't be there.

It's not mumsnet anymore.

Viva la Trollsnet.

I was sent to a&e by Nhs direct. I wanted an ooh appointment as I was unwell when pregnant and they asked me the stock question 'do you have chest pain?' And I stupidly replied 'only heartburn' and they insisted i went to a&e (I had to insist I didn't need an ambulance). I was very apologetic when I arrived and they sorted me an out of hours appointment.

I reported last night but I've heard nothing back.

So did I. I got a mass email this morning saying they don't think op is a troll!

The OP had a row with her brother over whether to rinse the dishes after washing them so I don't think she's had a great Christmas.

I haven't posted the link to the washing thread.

Yes there is but sometimes you lose your temper ive not beshitted someones car before but i did go ballistic at someone for parking halfway over my moms driveway before

The single best thing about this thread for me is the discovery of the verb 'beshit'. I am going to make it my mission to use this word on conversation before 2015 is out!

Op all you need to do is call police, its an offense and they will get a tow company out and it will cost her at least 150 to remove her car.

OP is currently detained at local nick and will be up on a beshittery charge in the magistrates court tomorrow

See? This is why people troll hunt, MNHQ.

Bloody hell MNHQ are you really that stupid

up on a beshittery charge

I love that. Imagine standing in front of the judge
.....'and I put it to you that you did beshit the car with malice and forethought. I therefore find you guilty of the crime of beshittery of the highest order and sentence you to 5 years hard labour.'

Pipin