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AIBU?

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Ive stuck a shitty nappy on her windscreen.

222 replies

foxessoxes · 28/12/2015 23:10

So our flats are opposite a Tesco Express. I will admit, parking is limited. But it isnt my fucking problem.

People continously park outside our gates- so we cant get in, and we cant get out. There is a woman who does it continously- a couple of times a week. At least 3 times- and its always the same sort of time. You can set your watch by her.

A few times in the last month she has blocked the exit so I cant get out.

This evening, ive been babysitting my goddaughter and her cousin. GD has been unwell and was feeling worse, so got in the car to take her to A+E. Pulled up to the gate to leave only to find this fucking pain in the arse parking in front of the gate. She refused to move, told me she would only be 10 minutes.

Raging, I got a dirty nappy out of the wheelie bin and stuck it on her windscreen.

AIBU?

OP posts:
LagunaBubbles · 29/12/2015 08:26

So many perfect people here who have never lost their temper and done something they probably shouldn't.

Redglitter · 29/12/2015 08:26

I don't believe for a second anyone would refuse to move their car under these circumstances

The alleged shirty nappy isn't the only thing that smells off in this thread

HackerFucker22 · 29/12/2015 08:27

I smell shit, not baby shit but bullshit

Pepperpot99 · 29/12/2015 08:32

Still, this thread has given us all loads of great ideas about how to deal with selfish or bad parkers so everyones's a winner IMO. Personally I would have keyed the car and whacked a huge 'YOU PARK LIKE A C**T' sticker across the window but maybe poo filled nappies is the way forward. Grin

LagunaBubbles · 29/12/2015 08:33

I have no idea if thread is true or not but sadly I do believe there are people who would refuse to move their car, even under the circumstances of a hospital visit. Some people are just selfish.

WilburIsSomePig · 29/12/2015 08:38

very much doubt she refused to move if you had told her you had to make an emergency trip

I may have thought this before a couple of years ago when I had to get DD to A & E for a broken foot. She was in the car, sobbing her heart out as I was asking the man who had parked his car over my driveway if he could please move. I explained the circumstances to him but as he was unloading his car to take stuff to my neighbour and 'would only be 15 mins or so' he refused to move. While my 7 year old was sitting crying in pain (we could both hear her from where we stood 'talking'). I got my phone out, took a photo of the car and called the police explaining the situation. Driver, lets call him Mr Wanker, laughed as he thought I was bluffing. He stopped laughing 5 mins later when two very nice Police Officers turned up and ripped him to shreds.

While I would not put a shitty nappy on someones car and do not condone this, if they hadn't turned up when they did, I may well have bared my arse and crapped all over his car myself. When you are uber stressed you sometimes behave a little irrationally.

WilburIsSomePig · 29/12/2015 08:40

*I don't believe for a second anyone would refuse to move their car under these circumstances

The alleged shirty nappy isn't the only thing that smells off in this thread*

Sadly, I'm afraid that's not true.

twofingerstoGideon · 29/12/2015 08:41

Well, as no-one else has brought it up, I will. Was it really necessary to take a child to A&E when they are so over-burdened? Presumably the child's mother wouldn't have left her child with a babysitter and gone out for the night if it was suffering from anything serious enough to require hospital treatment. I do hope OP at least tried 101 first before trotting off to A&E.

MamaLazarou · 29/12/2015 08:47

"So many perfect people here who have never lost their temper and done something they probably shouldn't."

I have lost my temper plenty of times and done things I later regretted, but

A) they didn't involve human excrement

B) I didn't brag about it on the internet afterwards

FarrowAndBallache · 29/12/2015 08:47

So the fictitious woman goes into Tesco for 10 mins then moves, OP takes GD to A and E.

What did she say to you about the shit on her car OP?

CallieTorres · 29/12/2015 08:54

Op not coming back then??

usual · 29/12/2015 09:00

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Message withdrawn at poster's request.

Hissy · 29/12/2015 09:02

I'm intrigued. Is far fetched, but not beyond the realms of possibility.

Personally I'd have gone into tesco and reported the driver loudly and get customer service to put a loud call out for them. Would also photograph the car and call the police and report her.

Pipbin · 29/12/2015 09:13

Personally I'd have gone into tesco and reported the driver loudly and get customer service to put a loud call out for them.
But that would have involved leaving the children unattended.

Wilbur that story is shocking. It takes someone to be something of an arse to park over someone's drive in the first place but to refuse to move in those circumstances makes them a cunt of the highest order.

yankeecandle4 · 29/12/2015 09:14

This happened to me, minus the nappy. DD (chronic lung disease) was on the cusp of an attack and I bundled her into the car to take to A & E. Suddenly a very large lorry pulled up blocking my exit. I ran in front of him (I was in tears by this point) explaining the situation whilst he proceeded to remove a large sofa (he had helpers with him) and said he would "only be 15 minutes".

Goingtobeawesome · 29/12/2015 09:14

If this is meant to be funny. It isn't. Poo threads are shite. Not funny. Not clever. Not mature. Bit like the OP.

OpheliaMoo · 29/12/2015 09:14

And the OP will never be back.......

DickDewy · 29/12/2015 09:16

I know this post is a fantasy, but I would never even imagine that dealing with a parking problem in this way would be an ok thing to do.

usual · 29/12/2015 09:35

This reply has been deleted

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

BatsUpMyNightie · 29/12/2015 09:38

I also can't believe that some people think this is ok - and I am not that easily shocked. I suspect people are just joining in gung-ho style without really thinking it through - at least, I hope so.
It's been a fair while since we've seen the Original Poo Troll or have I missed it lately?

iwantgin · 29/12/2015 09:43

I learnt a new word.

Beshitted.

Like it.

NerrSnerr · 29/12/2015 09:49

In a genuine emergency you'd dial 999 explaining that you're blocked in and need to get to a&e

ghostspirit · 29/12/2015 09:53

i recon fake thread as someone said on first page there was one very simlar a little while back. about a car blocking/using a persons drive way to pop to tesco because it was a pain to park in tesco carpark. which was across the road from the ops house. this thread is pretty much the same

UnGoogleable · 29/12/2015 09:54

I'm more disgusted that some MNetters think it was an ok thing to do.

WTF happened to MN?

^^ This. Never in my life has it occurred to me that the best response to someone's bad behaviour would involve smearing their property with shit.

An explanation of the circumstances, followed by a phone call to the police if she refused to comply - Yes. Searching for shit to throw at someone's car - Never.

Owllady · 29/12/2015 09:57

If you remove the nappy from the scenario Confused what are the legalities of the situation?
I thought it was illegal to block someone's drive if they couldn't leave in an emergency? (So I imagine taking a photo and recording the incident with the police would be more sensible)