To never speak to my parents again after this Christmas present?

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My DPs bought DH and me a penthouse for Christmas. However, it's only got 6 bedrooms and is in Kensington. I specifically said Mayfair and at least 8 bedrooms.
I don't know how they could do this

They don't love you enough to find out what you really wanted. Those "nearly" gifts are the worst of all, it's sheer laziness.

Yawn

Yes, Kensington is wank.

Want to swap it for my glittery carrot?

They're toxic. You obviously need to go NC.

Would you consider swapping for a chalet bungalow in Norfolk that no fucker wants to buy from me ?

Call 101 and report it.

King I'll swap your carrot for my (in my view superior quality) parsnip if you like. I bought my DH a funnel of gigantic size and he bought me a present for the first time in 12 years, I nearly fell off the bed!

OP I should go NC with your heartless bastard parents, they don't deserve you!

Call social services!!!!

I have a wendy house i'm trying to offload needs a powerhose at it fancy swapping?

You're awfully entitled. Surely 7 bedrooms would be enough.

Thanks for your support. What makes it worse is that I made the effort to buy them both a lovely gift pack of toiletries from Superdrug

Be kind OP, perhaps they are savings few pennies to buy you a holiday home in Cannes.

And they have the audacity to call themselves parents! Terrible humans cut all ties immediately

Wow, your parents are cunts

Kensington? They obviously don't give a shit about you.

Please at least reassure us that all the bedrooms are at least en suite and that there is a flat for the butler's butler.

Did they put no thought in at all!

Go NC straight away.

OMFG this is emotionally abusive!!! No Bolly, have this

They sound toxic and controlling.

I hope you informed them that they are both the carcass?

Oh god I though you said Kennington !!!

I would have taken it off your hands. But Kensington no way, what a shite hole.

Yuck, obviously a pair of narcissists.

I can't comment on whether YABU or not until I know their monthly income. More or less than 2k?

If you can't get over the upset, you'd be totally within reason to turn up at a&e and not move until someone fixes it for you.

How very dare they. Book a spa day immediately to recover.